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shenvadi has captivated me… unchillest girl in the world needs chillest guy in the world dick…

i’m rolling around a fic idea in my head in which javadi volunteers for a shift on christmas day out of a weird sort of rebellion (she knows that she could definitely let her mom help her get out of this shift but actively chooses it instead)

of course shen is there because he does not gaf. strangely sexually charged holiday spirit ensues.

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something about victoria scientifically observing shen. He’s so chill & cool & mellow she wants to pin his limbs to an examination table like a butterfly & crack open his skull to observe his brain chemistry so she can replicate it. Nobody laughs at him & he’s just so likable & good at making conversation how does he do that. somebody notices & asks shen if he’s aware there’s a girl following him around (borderline stalking him) & scribbling in her pink notebook after every move he makes & he just shrugs then’s like yeah that’s just javadi. She wants to gnaw on him. He wouldn’t mind

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fellow losers first day fuckups

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Javadi: Sure is dark in here.

McKay:

Javadi: I’m not scared or anything.

McKay:

Javadi: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Victoria. No, sir.

McKay: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Javadi:

Javadi: Yes, please.

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thinking abt javadi basically becoming the third roommate bc she’s always escaping to santos and whittaker’s place. people that don’t know their origin story think that ‘crash’ is bc she’s always crashing on their couch, and javadi can live with that

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Shen has a podcast about the history of medicine on Spotify. You can occasionally hear him slurping iced coffee.

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newbie vamp victoria who confuses her love with shen for bloodlust and avoids him for fear of killing him. and shen's just like: drink from me! live with me! love me!

and maybe even turn me.

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i love seeing ken kirby make it big on a medical drama. it's wild because he is such an iconic comedic actor to me and now he's a fake doctor on a show full of pathos and people are making fancams of him and writing fanfic. but to me......he is also the funniest man alive

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The Pitt Twitter Harvest Part 8 👩🏻‍🌾🌾

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stressed out 4th year victoria javadi cramming for a final that she Can't Quite Figure Out. it's the night before her last exam before she's free from academia but nothing's going her way so as a last ditch effort she gathers her books and finds herself in the hospital (with a silent break room and none of the coworkers from her old ed rotation). obviously given her luck the night shift attending swings by for an extra straw for his coffee (since he obviously chewed through the paper one). the er is q**** enough that he hangs back to see what's making her so nervous and see if there's anything he can do only to find victoria aggressively scribbling with a green highlighter.

anyways point being. shen finds it hilarious and adorable that she's being bested by her own handwriting so he takes a look at her textbook and starts explaining it like it's easy as breathing.

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Making victoria have a visceral hate for being called kid and making john call her it every two sentences just to see her fume cause he thinks shes cute when shes mad

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if ER doctors wore white coats...

would wear a white coat: mohan, javadi, mel, collins, whitaker, robinavitch

would NOT wear a white coat: abbot(t), santos, ellis, mckay, shen, langdon

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*At the mall on 'Treat Yo Self' Day* Shen: Man, did you buy anything for yourself today? Robby: Yeah, I got this pack of socks. Shen: Plain white socks?! That's not a treat! Ellis! Get me away from him! Ellis: Look. Maybe this is our version of Treat Yo Self Day and he needs to do his version. Shen: What are you talking about? Ellis: Robby, if you could blow big money on one thing--not sock money--what would it be? *Cut to Robby stepping out in a legit Batman costume* Shen: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! This is a whole new level of nerd. Robby: You're right. This is ridiculous. What am I doing? Shen: No, no, no, no. I mean that in a good way, Robby. Listen to me, you're part of the Treat Yo Self Team now, okay? If that costume somehow makes you happy, you're gonna buy it. And you're gonna wear it out of the store, okay? You're gonna treat yo self. Robby: Yeah, you know what? I"m gonna do that. I'm gonna--I'm gonna treat myself. Thanks you guys. *Crying* Thank you. I really needed this. *Sobbing* I"m gonna treat myself. Ellis: Uh oh. Batman's crying.

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im starting a petition to get a shirtless john shen scene in s2

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those pesky reporters. always stealing the spotlight with their suits that are 2 sizes too big and their tendency to ask really thoughtful and well put-together questions... ugh.

+ a cropped version but i use square canvas' too much so i didnt put it first

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Damian is standing behind the couch where the family is watching TV, hitting the "that show is so stupid" pose, but won't move. Big city girl is falling in love with country boy.

Suddendly Bruce enters the room: "Kids, that Christmas Eve we are with the Kents. Pack your luggaes we're going to Smallville."

Damian: NO WE'RE NOT !

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