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I added something to your oat meal

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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

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what if we kissed at the brokeback mountain 20th anniversary rerelease

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one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

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I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

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the pope is dead on easter monday, and you people are still asking me about the miku binder... the pope is DEAD. he had a stroke and his heart stopped, and he's never ever coming back now, he used up all his time on this earth. and you want me to perform tricks for you, get up on the tightrope and say, YES! Yes, the miku binder, I drew that, I'm the most influential person on god's internet when it comes to desecration! Have any of you ever thought about what's so funny to you about thomas wearing that? Have any of you ever stopped to ask why you care? I met god, she's Black? You guys are into all kinds of stupid gay shit, but I'm the problem because I did it to thomas jefferson. Well, I have news for you assholes. Thomas jefferson is not ever going to know what I did to him because he's ALSO DEAD. LIKE THE POPE. I was just trying to have some fun, it was almost a decade ago, and yet every time I log onto this website people want me to release a publicity statement about the miku binder. Here's your publicity statement: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you haters, I'm not taking your shit anymore! And by the way, I'm a CalArts grad as of just this month so I really don't need to take shit from the goncharov people for even one more second. Fuck. all of you. Peace out.

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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

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David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

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just tried to draw among us crucification but i realized halfway thru tbat the crewmate doesn’t have arms and thus can’t be nailed to a cross so my solution to this was to just draw the thing ducttaped onto there like a cheapskates broken car part

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety