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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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How to call your partner without actually calling him :D Based on that one apprentice tiktok.

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A: occupied Poland.

First Felon has over 3500 court cases.

Now that he is a convicted felon, fraud, and adjudicated rapist, he wants to skip judicial process and one-way ticket innocent people to concentration camps in El Salvador.

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saw a tiktok and thought it was funny

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british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

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let’s be spherical with mama

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MAGA racism is killing us.

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You unlit candle.

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Spock’s bar mitzvah. He did not have fun

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DC x DP au where Danny and Jason just have, inexplicable beef with eachother.

The JL have to summon the ghost king for whatever reason and it’s just-

Danny: BEHOLD! TIS I THE- OH- FUCK OFF! Ohhhh My Gawddddddd! LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEE

Jason: What- ME? YOUR THE ONE IN MY SPACE CENTRE! -

Bruce: *my space centre

Jason: -ALSO, WHATS WITH THE NEW BIG TITLE? You compensating for something small fry?

Danny: Small fry! I remember when you were barely 5 foot! You take steroids or smth? Also-also, you stink! What are you rotten or smth?

Jason: *sniffs* it was acid actually

Just, they’re around the same age, Jason died a year after Danny and they knew eachother for approx five/six months. They hate eachother in a way that only kids on a playground could.

(Picture, Jason was born a few months before Danny, but post death he’s technically been alive for several months Less than him. Danny is now technically older, this adds to the hatred.)

(Jason joking flirts with Jazz, Danny asks if he has a thing for gingers, Jason nearly kills himself again as he realises he has the same taste as Dick)

FUCKING UPDATE: THIS GOT REPOSTED ON TIKTOK (without credits, fuck you fa.aka8) WHICH IS HELLA COOL IF ALSO HELLA RUDE BUT YKNOW

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salvagepunk!au guys go looking for scrap metal

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Its so well made its perfect

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another redraw rhe colors are a bit off but i gave up🚬