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have you ever heard of the doll brand american girl?

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do you love hello kitty?

yes

no

i don't know who that is

neutral/see results

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¹ Bonus points if it's a black cat named Beetle

² It was a smiley face on the pad of my thumb

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do you love snoopy? (the peanuts character)

Ive never really been into Peanuts but I do love this lil guy - mod 5

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do you drink soy sauce as a beverige?

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Anon poll please :)

Choose one of the tabs I currently have open on my computer

1. an etsy listing for 5 dinosaur skeleton bookmarks (priced for $8)

2. google search for "momento mori by will wood" (typo included)

3. Relaxed Fantasy Tavern by Sound eScapes on youtube

4. A post on r/weird of someone's cacti finger

5. episode 1 of the mandalorian on disney+

6. a yahoo! search for "asmr" (to remind me to find some asmr to listen to while I do homework) (this is how I remind myself to do things)

7. space email

¹ do homework)(this is how I remind myself to do things)

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Choose an object in the room with me currently to steal

1. A half-full lukewarm cup-o-soup

2. Junk mail from the US military

3. A painting made by my 4 y/o niece (it's nice trust me)

4. A package of yellow peep bunnies (possibly stale)

5. Half a newspaper from my Mom's hometown

6. Room temperature bottle of peach tea

7. Me

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How many socks are you wearing?

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, more?

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Ok let's try that again

are you wearing matching socks right now?

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are you wearing matching socks right now?

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Do you ever feel like you're just a background character in a mid-2000s coming-of-age movie every time it rains and you're wearing headphones?

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are you moving within the next month?

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Which of the following people are in your family?

Chronically-online MLM Aunt impersonating tween daughter on Instagram

Cousin who likes to “prank” people by showing them ISIS beheading videos

Racist grandpa who shits on floor 2 assert dominance (his kids don’t talk 2 him)

Cousin who got job at nursing home in wealthy area to marry a dying rich man

Pretentious debate-bro center-left uncle still complaining about cancel culture

Devout Catholic grandma who eats expired food & doesn’t refrigerate perishables

Uncle who used OnlyFans chat function to try to sell NFTs

Grandma who accidentally watched American Pie thinking it involved Don McLean

Uncle who feeds feral cats in his backyard. He rarely talks about anything else

Stoner aunt who loves nu-metal & refuses to use smartphones or social media

Multiple of these people are in my family

None of these people are in my family

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ate your first mcchicken at 17

own two t shirts made by friends, one with a design about the metamorphosis and one made with a design about friday the 13th

have changed your bedroom curtains twice this year

have fiona apple and sparklehorse's entire discographies on an ipod

baked cod on the 22nd of may

have dried flowers from your partner hung on the wall above your bed

broken a bone into five pieces (or five fractures in the bone at the same time?)

got very upset at your mum as a child because she got your sibling a dog but didn't let you get a horse (because you lived in the city and not on a farm...)

have a genuine phobia of orange juice and other orange drinks

have a current feud with your neighbours related to your council bins

¹one with a design about friday the 13th

²didnt let you get a horse (because you lived in the city and not on a farm...)

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do you love cats but dont have one of your own?

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have you eaten pineapple today?

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Have you ever during the 5th grade played Mario kart with your sibling and when you are about to win you put down the controller and walk away so they know as your character finished the game with no input that there was nothing they could do? Yes Maybe No