bbp bootlickerhistorical piracy nerdmy dream is to be a seafaring anthropologist or an animatronic engineeri draw & 3d model sometimes
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will you be my fartner in crime
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so tired i read this as "who's burning mayonnaise" like i guess laffitte looks white enough to do that but i like to bully sabo and his british vibe so im saying him. he burns mayonnaise.
WHO is Burning Marygeoise?
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me: fuck my stupid lifeeeee cvs wont let me pick up my adderall cus theyre "out of stock" or something
my roommate who is a pirate from a cartoon: Arrrghhh those scallywags... keepin ye from their treasure... Yer gonna have to sail the seven seas to find yer loot. And it'll cost ye a pretty penny too!!!!
me: dude i know. Hey is it harder to jerk off when you have a hook for a hand or does it add a certain erotic thrill
pirate: Ye'll never hear me secrets.... I'll walk the plank before i tells ye
#college au where blackbeard is an archaeology major who's heavy into larping#i have many many hcs & aus. one day ill explain#suit~lunacy
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dont like to call myself an "asskisser" when it comes to the bbp- i prefer the term "bootlicker". because i like chewing on leather. and i wanna eat the metal parts off of laffitte's tap dancing shoes.
crack my teeth on em like hardtack. historically accurate
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the freak crew of oddwood
#this is literally how he invited aokiji#blackbeard pirates#one piece#marshall d teach#blackbeard#kurohige#one piece blackbeard
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SAILING THE SEAS AS A GOOFY GOOBER!!!
congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️
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Be honest with me
im on that cope piece btw. he has a full head of thick hair he is NOT BALDING i will CRY
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#and no one can convince me otherwise#one piece#blackbeard pirates#marshall d teach#blackbeard#kurohige#one piece blackbeard#shanks#red haired shanks
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rub blackbeard’s belly for good luck. and a 5% survival rate.
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i dont remember where this came from other than one of those one piece live action plays. kinda surprised they got more than 1 blackbeard pirate in the show. i love the fake muscles (whatever theyre called) on teach & burgess; makes em look like the real thing
I dont think its allowed but if i COULD, i would cling to all 3 of them like mold
#sniffles…..#blackbeard pirates#one piece#blackbeard#marshall d teach#kurohige#one piece blackbeard#shiryu of the rain#shiryu#burgess#jesus burgess
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Will whichever landlubber is yodelling from the crow's nest pipe down? I can hardly count me doubloons with all that racket!
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