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my boss introducing me to the new student employee candidates before their interviews (i will not be asking any questions or providing any information of note to them):
#.txt#he wants me to sit in on three more just so i can provide my input later in the process#but like. i’m just sitting here. probably making them even more nervous. I’M SORRYYYYY 💔 I’M TRYING TO BE AN ACTIVE LISTENER
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why was he erased from historical record. this is like finding the gospel of judas
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your honor have you considered that it would be so cutes
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never mind. appointment took all of 10 minutes and was very painless. look at my gender marker boy
i don’t want to go to the dmv todaaaaaay. -_-
#.txt#not even the primary reason for going. i just needed a MI drivers license now that ive been living here for (checks watch) nine months#its fine. i get the non-paper copy in the mail in like a few weeks
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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
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i don’t want to go to the dmv todaaaaaay. -_-
#.txt#i made an appointment ahead of time so hopefully it’ll go faster. but also. -_-#why can’t they be open on weekends…
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Theyre forcing me to do whatever i want forever
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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results
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hey kid. i'm a computah. stop all the downloadin
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i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon
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i’ve been on and off considering shaving my head for like a month now… my hair is all different lengths rn and i want to give it a chance to grow back at the same speed. however. my forehead is big as fuck and i will miss having something to mask that -_-
#.txt#IT WILL GROW BACK. IT WILL GROW BACK. (<- repeating over and over)#i also just like having hair in general. but like… the uneven lengths are driving me crazyyyyy#ive never shaved my head before either so. also a factor
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receding hairline is moe factor
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NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!
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Staying at a somewhat shitty hotel. Can’t get on the wifi. Tell the front desk. They have no IT support so the desk guy just gives me the admin password. Tells me “that should work. It’s just you and me using it.” Imagining the two of us skipping through the world wide web holding hands
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parents finally noticed my voice got deeper
#.txt#not as painful as i thought it would be. my mom asked very directly if i had started hormones though. 😬#IT WENT FINE. but i'm probably going to get a text in two weeks like “ohhhh you should've waited a bit longer :(”#like i hadn't waited a full decade before i started. watever. -_-
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