hypnohornyfish

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Ancient Sumerians: that trans girl is so pretty... I need her to bear my children. Maybe we should make her a priestess so the goddess may decide to make her fertile.

Lesbians today: that trans girl s so pretty... I need to breed her. If I keep railing her gay ass she definitely will get pregnant.

conclusion: lesbians are late Sumerian fertility goddesses

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I fucking wish 😭

so there's this pattern that keeps happening to me and my friends. has anyone else noticed this

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I remember the first time a girl put her fingers in my pussy, I was so scared to let her. Things still felt incredibly raw even three months into healing, like the slightest misstep could damage something. It felt like an inconsiderate or brash hand might rip or tear something. And I was so afraid I didn’t look healed enough to actually be pretty to her. Things still felt swollen, and the scars weren’t yet faded. But she laid me down on her bed, the spring sun streaming in the window, and she shushed my protests with a kind and knowing tone. She’d gotten a neopussy a year and a half before me, she’d be careful. So there I was, laying down and looking up at her smiling between my ever so slightly shaking legs. She had lube on her fingers and she leaned into me slowly, with her whole body, resting her other arm on my right knee as she came closer to me. Then she was in, and although I’d been fingered anally before, nothing prepared me for how large and detailed her fingers felt in me. The sensation was so vivid that I couldn’t help but picture precisely where they were in me, what shape they curled into. I could feel so perfectly I might as well have had x-ray vision. She smiled at my surprise. Then she watched me begin to relax. And that’s when she began that caress, that coaxing with her fingers that I had performed on others so often. The pleasure was beyond description except as waves and waterfalls and the desperate powerless need for her not to stop. My eyes were so wide, and I felt just like porcelain being painted by a master craftsman.

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your plushies DO want to fuck you, by the way.

the way your hands lightly graze against their seams at night when you cuddle drives them crazy. your warm, tight grip around their plush bodies cant help but let their minds drift to thoughts of you gripping them tighter. they long for it when you kiss their foreheads, their snouts, their cheeks, anywhere else they could hope you'd lay your soft lips to their needy fur.

do yourself both a favor and fuck your favorite stuffed animal 🗣️

caress their seams, trail your hands along their bodies, make out with them, hold their paws and whisper sweet nothings into their little ears while you fuck them senselessly into your mattress. trust me, after all of those nights against your body building that tension, they'll LOVE it.

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i've always thought "YOU GOTTA STOP DRAWING YURI COUPLES IN SIMILAR SETTINGS AS THE LAST ONE YOU DREW" BUT TO THAT I SAY "NOO ❗❗❗❗❗❗"

I JUST LIKE THE IDEA OF PROLONGED EYE CONTACT WHILE ONE OF THEM CARESSES THE OTHER'S HAIR I'LL THINK OF SOMETHINF ELSE NEXT TIME

[hypnohornyfish]

"Little sister gets triple teamed by her older sister's bandmates"

[hypnohornyfish]

can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

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This is my crossdressing comic oneshot that i had in my head for a while then in my notebook for a while then in my compute for a while now in my tumblr.

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average tgirl experience of saying "we need to kiss" every few days and then continuing to be stuck hours and miles away. but still we must express that we need to kiss, it's important that this gets said

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Several points:

1. Estrogenized girldick is soft and nice and i dont care if you cant cum or stay hard, as long as you feel good, ill keep going

2. I learn and retain information incredibly well when my mouth is full of hot tgirl.

3. You really should info dump about your interests while someone gives you head. Its so fucking hot.

4. Stimming on girldick and titties with your mouth is really nice and enrichment and i could probably do it for hours.

This concludes my T4T Talk.

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my place is on stage, bearing myself for everyone in the name of their entertainment

[hypnohornyfish]

local catboy takes it up the ass, more news at 7

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headset doodle

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fucked so hard ur mind breaks into lil pieces

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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me