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Good morning Baltimore

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having a cat is like having an advertisement for taking a fat nap running in your house 24/7

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my current collection

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Love local coffee shops. your “refugees are welcome here” sign goes really well with the one that says “bathrooms are for paying customers only”

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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian

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i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

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so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

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dont worry babe im one of the bad ones

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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obsessed with this diva

the rosary acrylics?????

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much to ponder on my thinking pillow

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hey i’m actually using my claws and sensitive snout to dig in the soil right now can i call you back