hypothetical-kazoos
hypothetical-kazoos
now or later; which to savor?
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hey Hey HEY HEY YOU. READING THIS. I KNOW ITS RUDE TO YELL AT PEOPLE BUT TECHNICALLY I'M NOT YELLING. It's just your inner mental voice yelling. I TYPED IN CAPS JUST SO YOU WOULD YELL AT YOURSELF :D I have been described as "an angry ball of feministic rage and memes". i am at least 28.                                                          drop me an ask if you want my contact info and i"ll drop you an ask back 
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
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Unidentified protist. Quite the hyper one. 
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Also on my depop:
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Original protozoa figure sets in slime, currently 7 different microbes per set including two different amoeba, two different paramecia, a euglena, a dinoflagellate and a swan's tear.
Hand sculpted in clay, then cast in soft flexible glow resin with colored beads and sometimes "red dyed" nuclei.
Choking hazard, do not feed to babies
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We can put them back together....we have the technology...
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A new site, FuckLAPD.com, is using public records and facial recognition technology to allow anyone to identify police officers in Los Angeles they have a picture of. The tool, made by artist Kyle McDonald, is designed to help people identify cops who may otherwise try to conceal their identity, such as covering their badge or serial number. “We deserve to know who is shooting us in the face even when they have their badge covered up,” McDonald told me when I asked if the site was made in response to police violence during the LA protests against ICE that started earlier this month. “fucklapd.com is a response to the violence of the LAPD during the recent protests against the horrific ICE raids. And more broadly—the failure of the LAPD to accomplish anything useful with over $2B in funding each year.”
24 June 2025
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ju xiaowen by liu song for wallpaper china
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I've never been in nyc but i feel like that would be such a vibe
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Manga makes me play colour guessing every time I see a new character I'd like to draw haha
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Cave paintings from Magura Cave, Bulgaria, estimated to be around 10k-8k years old depicting animals and people, hunting, ritual dances, and deities
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Cave paintings from Magura Cave, Bulgaria, estimated to be around 10k-8k years old depicting animals and people, hunting, ritual dances, and deities
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Hitting the gym (AC6) (for Make a Terrible Comic Day 2025)
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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chloe runs into her crush at a house party 🦎
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Cheese guardian
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