hey Hey HEY HEY YOU. READING THIS. I KNOW ITS RUDE TO YELL AT PEOPLE BUT TECHNICALLY I'M NOT YELLING. It's just your inner mental voice yelling. I TYPED IN CAPS JUST SO YOU WOULD YELL AT YOURSELF :D I have been described as "an angry ball of feministic rage and memes". i am at least 28. drop me an ask if you want my contact info and i"ll drop you an ask back
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she took my empire of dirt in the divorce
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ran into a popup blacksmith and stopped to chat about his wares etc and his wife walked up wearing a cloak with a beautiful clasp and i asked the blacksmith if he made it and whether he sold them and he said he did but had none today and his wife took it right off her cloak and was like “$15. i’ll make him make me another.” so now i have this guy
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I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip
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Whatever this mood is, I sure am feeling it right now
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