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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them. For mountains.

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At least the comments pass the vibe check

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"i am looking respectfully" i am daydreaming about cumming inside you unprotected

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how are you gonna be a bad actor through a screenshot of a gif

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...what

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me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

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one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.

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this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

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I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

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new phrase i’ll take with me

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