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[i-am-a-clamperl]

What's your favorite food?

My enemies!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Gasp!! Small cyana!

OK OK BUT CYANA BUT SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT IN YOUR PALM

[i-am-a-clamperl]

*Puts a small bow on you*

Now I'm ready to go to a fancy ball!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

🍓

*nom nom nom*

Mmm tasty~!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Have some colorful pearls

So

Many

Pearls!!!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Clamperl, can I hug you?

Yes, you can!

*gets hug by anon*

You hold on as long as you need to. I'm not going anywhere.

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Many pearls

So many

And so

Shiny!

Please give me some!

Pretty please ash!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Clamperl, are you sleepy? cause I have a nice little pillow for you!

*gasp* Always!

Now I have a soft napping spot!

Thank you anon!!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Oh, shoot! God vs small cat!

Who's going to win?!

All that glittters isn't gold... It could be silverr!! Shiny things come inn many colors :> my favorite shiny colorr is pink, pinkk shiny is a goood shiny :>

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*gasp*

Thank you!

Clamperl, i have two pearls i will give you, but you have to give up nap time for two days.

*a very concerned and stressed out clamperl.* But

I love my naps.

And pearls!

How can you make me choose!!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

I meant the picture.

It sucks but I still want to use it.

I don't mind the reblogs reply, I'm just an awkward clamperl when it comes to them.

Hey Clamperl, what are you thinking about?

Pinching off fingers

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Hey Clamperl, what are you thinking about?

Pinching off fingers

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Clamperl, i have two pearls i will give you, but you have to give up nap time for two days.

*a very concerned and stressed out clamperl.* But

I love my naps.

And pearls!

How can you make me choose!!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

Do not kidnap the clam!

Don't worry I'm back safely and with a new finger for my collection.

Thanks to my fellow Pokemon!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

*Anonymous gets hits! Clamperl falls out of pocket*

I'm saved!

Now

To pinch anonymous fingers off.

*start to pinch them*

I warned you!!

*Puts you in my pocket* let's go!

Hel-wait what?

*muffled yells*

Someone help me! I want to go back to my tank!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

*Puts you in my pocket* let's go!

Hel-wait what?

*muffled yells*

Someone help me! I want to go back to my tank!

[i-am-a-clamperl]

How small are you?

Very smoll.

Smoll enough to fit in someone's hands.