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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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There was a reviewer or commenter who said "I always keep track of how many mistakes the protagonist makes and after three, I stop reading the story and never look back".

I think about that person pretty frequently. We read for our own enjoyment, and therefore there's no wrong way to read a book so long as you're enjoying yourself, but ... maybe I don't actually believe that. Maybe there are wrong ways to read a book, and this guy found one.

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A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

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Golem, Joshua Abarbanel, 2014

from Abracadabra: Myth, Magic and Monsters, a group show exploring Jewish esoterica at Hebrew Union College - Jewish Institute of Religion

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“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her – boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden – nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.“

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i do think there should be more stories and shows and stuff about guys falling in love with butch women actually, i think that’d be a good thing. and not ‘this is as butch as twitter can handle’, i mean butch as can fucking be without apology, and making those boys weak in the knees about it. i think it’s great actually to have f/m romances that exist to break gender norms, too. i think it sucks that the only mainstream het romances that exist are either about women who are already feminine or with women who are just a little too scarily masculine and have to be fixed into being girlier. that’s shit.

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The tension between Europe, Russia and the US is so frustrating right now.

We’ve been told to prepare for war be it hybrid or ground but how big is the danger exactly? It’s not clear if our government knows we are in way more danger than they’re letting on or if it’s more of a better safe than sorry mindset.

The Danish government just made a map showing where all the usable bunkers are in case we’ll need them. I’ve followed their guidelines and have food and water for me and my pets for three days as well as an emergency radio and sun/crank powered power-banks. They also advise us to have a bit of cash at home in case we can’t access our banks but I haven’t done that yet besides the few coins I already keep in my decorative piggy bank.

But yeah, it’s really not clear how much danger we’re actually in. My coworkers didn’t follow any of the guidelines a year ago almost out of spite but even they have stated preparing a bit. So while I understand the Americans are stressed out right now, just know we aren’t doing too hot here in Europe either. 🫡

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one of, if not, the best of all time Star Wars edits

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the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.

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this happened to a 19 year old US citizen studying in Bulgaria. do yourself a favor and do not leave the country right now under any circumstances. and another reminder: do not under any circumstances give your electronic devices up to anyone who asks or allow your things to be searched without a signed warrant from a judge. you have a right to refuse any search and seizure that is unwarranted. you still have rights. do not comply in advance. they will use it to prosecute you for whatever they can.

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Linocut Bec Noir

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harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

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Oh ok that's neat! Thank u for explaining!

Would You Fuck This Furry?

A being born only to be a Vessel to contain the dangerous Radiance and protect their hometown, but this didn't work out as planned...

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.

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a butch photographed by bee ottinger for her thesis on the los angeles gay community service center's "lesbian house," 1972-73.