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dr pepper is and always will be god tier soda. fuck blue lives.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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People will come on here and say we need another 1960s free love movement as if those hippies weren’t raping teenage runaways and saying the n word

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me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule

every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed

me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-

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i counted my eggs before they hatched and it turns out i have over 50! for convenience i will keep them all in one basket

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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bad case of cum lung

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I’m always thinking about those little freaks