i-am-a-tardigrade

[i-am-a-tardigrade]

Oh HEY! It’s my boi Jeff!

[i-am-a-tardigrade]

Maybe they’re not actually human but just don’t know it yet?

You run a secret, hidden café frequented by mythical beings. One day, a human somehow finds their way to the café. They have not noticed they are the only human, nor have the other patrons noticed them. Yet.

[i-am-a-tardigrade]

Hello! I would like to spread knowledge and appreciation to the micro-animals know as Tardigrades, aka Water Bears, aka Moss Piglets, aka these guys!

They are super cool because they can survive in the most extreme ph, tempatures, acidities, and even SPACE?

They tend to live near water sources, but are found everywhere from rainforests, to Antarctica, to the driest of deserts!

The largest can be up to .5mm, barely visible to the human eye, but they’re also see through so good luck finding one without a microscope.

Anyway, tardigrades are cool.