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i-am-an-axolotl · 11 days ago
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i-am-an-axolotl · 11 days ago
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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.
It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.
One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.
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i-am-an-axolotl · 11 days ago
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Being human is awesome because one day I decided to change how I write my a's and y's and I just. Did it. Amazing.
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i-am-an-axolotl · 26 days ago
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i love showing this gif to my friends whenever i become incapable of speech to show that im fine but its just shut up time now
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i-am-an-axolotl · 3 months ago
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a second chance (been thinking about hunter's apprenticeship a lot lately)
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i-am-an-axolotl · 3 months ago
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family gathering
(dell's the one getting the divorce)
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i-am-an-axolotl · 5 months ago
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her name is Snuffle
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i-am-an-axolotl · 5 months ago
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Please help me, my little boy is about to die, he has a serious surgery, we in Gaza do not have everything, my child is about to die, help me even with a small amount of money 😭💔
So, I hope you can help me evacuate my family from Gaza so that my child can get treatment abroad.
I ask everyone who sees this to donate or contribute so that we can get out of this nightmare.
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✅ Please donate now
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i-am-an-axolotl · 5 months ago
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i-am-an-axolotl · 5 months ago
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Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right
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i-am-an-axolotl · 5 months ago
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"why are you on your phone all the time" my frands :) hope this helps!
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i-am-an-axolotl · 6 months ago
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i-am-an-axolotl · 7 months ago
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My family, my dear friends and everyone who knows me or not.
My name is Issam, I live in Gaza, and I'm 29 years old. Everyone who knows me knows that I am a reserved, quiet and reclusive person. I have always been an independent person and used to do everything myself for my family. So, I hope you understand that today it's difficult for me to talk about my personal issues and finally ask for help
I will tell you my story briefly, after I realized some of my dreams a short time ago by marrying my life partner and moving into my house, which we only stayed in for a few days until we were in the middle of the war, we fled to save ourselves and stay alive, we lost hope in life after all our dreams that we had dreamed of since childhood were shattered
One of our dreams was to settle in the house we built stone by stone and be happy like other couples, but we couldn't because of the war.
I used to work as a lawyer in several companies, I am unemployed, I lost my job, I have no source of income, and everything I saved I put in the house, the house was destroyed and I have nothing now.
This is a picture of me as a lawyer with the head of the Bar Association
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My wife and I decided to start a fundraising campaign so that we can get some money to evacuate us after we lost everything, to rebuild our house that was destroyed by the occupation, and to get food, water and other necessities of life so that we can live first and then think about our future, which we don't know anything about.
Now, this is our house, which was destroyed by the occupation after my wife and I equipped it
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The place where we live now is devoid of all the necessities of life, and we struggle with access to water, food, safety, and all the necessities needed to live.
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I realize that we're all going through tough times, so anything that helps, whether it's your love and support, your donation, sharing my story, or sending love and prayers, it's all accepted and greatly appreciated, and I hope that anyone who is able to help me will help me and spread the link, because literally every dollar makes a difference.
Here is the link to the private fundraising campaign
@90-ghost @nabulsi @sar-soor @sayruq @appsa @fairuzfakhira
My campaign has been verified by:
@90-ghost here.
@el-shab-hussein here.
@punkitt-is-here here.
@wayneradiotv here.
@fairuzfan here.
@nabulsi here.
@tamamita here.
@gazavetters,my number verified on the list is ( #205 ) here.
@dlxxv-vetted-donations here.
@bilal-salah0 here.
@tododeku-or-bust here.
@collgeruledzebra here.
@comrademango here.
@a-shade-of-blue here.
@magnus-rhymes-with-swagness-blog here.
@gaza-evacuation-funds here.
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i-am-an-axolotl · 7 months ago
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Unfortunately, the last donation was made 12 hours ago, and this is very painful. We are asking for help to save lives, for people who want a chance at life. I know that my words may not be enough to convince you to donate, but I feel very sad. Please, this time, I ask you, my friend, to donate.
There are campaigns in the West that only take two days to achieve their goals, without much effort. They do not go through what we go through, and they do not suffer as we do. I am 15 years old and I have been working on this campaign to save lives for five months, and it is very exhausting.
All I ask is that you donate. Remember, this work can be the difference between life and death for many.
I die mentally and physically Donate
@chokulit @3000s @ot3 @90-ghost @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @punkitt-is-here @i-am-a-fish @b0tster @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @pcktknife @omegaversereloaded @catsgifsarefun @teaboot @sawasawako @feluka @spongebobssquarepants @skipppppy @paper-mario-wiki @xgoldenlatiasx @postanagramgenerator @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @spacebeyonce @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @neechees @evillesbianvillainarchive @taffybuns @nyancrimew @beserkerjewel
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i-am-an-axolotl · 7 months ago
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Help Hyam Shehab save her family
@hyamshehabfamile and her family are once again facing an unforgiving winter in the midst of ongoing oppression, disease, a lack of food and clean water, and inhumane conditions.
Their main goal is €60,000 to reach safety, but they are setting a temporary goal of €10,000 by the end of the week to cover the costs of warm clothes, food, and other immediate needs for 6 people.
As of December 2, 2024, this campaign has raised €3,443 / €10,000
Please donate if you can and share! This is a time sensitive short-term goal
This campaign is line 127 on the Gaza Vetters list
tagging for reach
@anamiques @vague-humanoid @andromachos @wutheringheightsfilm @solroja @lesboevils @evilbisexualonline @lovetren @xenomorphique @bedcorpse @keithers @mossymagpie @in-need-of-another-name @thetragiclown @soggy-paradise @same-png @ispyspookymansion @dickmaster @geometric-orcas @angelsaxis @vamprisms @heritageposts @colorisbyshe @mpregbts @dlxxv-vetted-donations @chilewithcarnage @2spirit-0spoons @c-u-c-koo-4-40k @femmefitz
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i-am-an-axolotl · 7 months ago
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Siblings playing video games in Christmas pajamas—what more could they ask for? 💖🎄
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i-am-an-axolotl · 7 months ago
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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.
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