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most things that were used to kill or repel demons were just antibacterial or very healthy. bacteria can’t live for long on a silver surface. garlic is hella good for your immune system. holy water is water that you’re not allowed to shit in.

I don’t have a point I’m trying to make I just think it’s kinda cool where supernatural beliefs intersect with real science

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Edgar Allan Poe, The Raven.

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Saoirse Ronan And Margot Robbie Interview Each Other

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“Look out at this sand.  If you shield your eyes from the horizon, your sense of perception is completely destroyed.  Is this sand ten feet away or miles away?” she asked me, still staring out into the dunes.

“I don’t know… I can’t tell.”

“That’s right.  For all you know, it could be infinite.  With each step you take, each passing second of travel, you have no way to knowing how far you have gone, or how far you have to go.”

I looked over to her.  She was still staring at the sea of sand, mesmerized with the complexity of something so simple.  I suppose I was too.

“Date a girl who reads books,” she said, briefly taking her eyes off the sand to glance at me. 

“What’s that?” I asked, not quite understanding her.

“Date a girl who reads books.  For her, the world of books is as infinite as this sand.“ 

She picked some up and let it sift through her fingers.  I watched as the grains slid quietly off of her hand and back into their pasture. 

"Hey, do we have any water left?” I motioned at the backpack, a bit parched from the summer heat.

“No we’re all out,” she said calmly, “The sand is our water.  Let us drink from it together.”

“What the hell,” I said.

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Costco doesnt fuck around

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Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

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Community response to Xenophobia in London

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I saw this gem on pinterest and realised it took more and more the shape of a real heart

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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

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Jason Momoa behind the scenes of “Aquaman”

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I know this isnt a meme, but man I need this on my timeline

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fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

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I want someone who knows everything about me, and not just the obvious things. I want someone who knows just by the change in my voice that I’m upset or something’s off. I want someone who knows just what to say to calm me down. I want someone who thinks of me when they first wake up and right before they fall asleep. I want someone who listens to what I say and remembers the little details. I want someone who smiles just by hearing my laugh. I want someone who can’t keep their hands off me whether it’s holding my hand, thigh, or just sitting close to me. I want someone who misses me while they’re grocery shopping because they just imagine pushing me in a cart while I put bag after bag of chips in the cart. I want someone who hears a song and thinks of me and sends me it. I want someone who knows my order when we go out to eat. I want someone who isn’t afraid to show me off and let others know I’m theirs. I want someone who every now and then gets a little jealous and needs some extra love from me. I want someone who makes me love my insecurities. I want someone who sees a sunrise or a sunset and thinks of me because the beauty of the sky reminds them of the beauty within me. I want someone who knows what upsets me so they squeeze my hand a little tighter to give me that affirmation that I’m not alone. I want someone who tells all their friends about me and can’t stop smiling when they do. I want someone who hypes me up when I’m feeling down. I want someone who reminds me every day how happy I make them. I want someone who sends me cute random messages or flowers to let me know I’m on their mind. I want someone who makes playlists for me. I want someone who kisses me midsentance because they miss the way my lips feel. I want someone who isn’t afraid of my past or my dark thoughts. I want someone who double texts me because they miss me so much. I want someone who can handle me at my worst but still look at me with admiration in their eyes. I want someone who I can bake cookies with at 3 in the morning and then laugh when they’re burnt. I want someone who takes pictures of me without even knowing. I want someone who is obsessed with me and loves me with all they have. I want someone who never stops wanting me. I want someone who never stops fighting for me even when things get rough. I want someone to love me the way I love them so I never have to fear whether or not I’m good enough. I just want someone to be hopelessly in love with me.