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the best story question is "what if we got a few guys and isolated them and watched them go insane". invariable bangers

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“What made your last keeper leave?” | “He believed that there was some enchantment in the light. Went mad, he did.” | “Tell tales.” | “What?”

The Lighthouse (2019) dir. Robert Eggers

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I cannot keep ending all my serious writing sessions and brainstorms with "fucked up if true 😔" in parentheses because I have found that like a half-dozen times already in my notes and tbh it's killing the vibe

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'Jolly Roger' by Chris Dunn

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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A rainbow of minerals from the Robert R. Wiener Mineral Gallery at the Bruce Museum in Greenwich CT.

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i can't believe this is real this sounds like it was pulled directly from the "i wanna have straight sex" tiktok

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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CREATURE????

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Murmur, Cameron Barnett

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i already sang with friends, did watercolors, studied, and climbed, and yet……….. i still feel like….. no…. i shan’t say….

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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– Audrey Hepburn

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand