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“something sexual is what i imagine”

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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missed this by a day whoops

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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

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We live in actual hell

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I've been a homeowner for just over 3 years and do I still kiss my house goodnight sometimes????????? Maybe

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RAT GALA

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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do you sleep with your bedroom door open?

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Trying to fall asleep at night: