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This comment fucking got me
HC: The Batfamâs secret identities keep nearly being exposed through dumb mistakes, and citizens all over Gotham are constantly signing NDAs printed on ridiculously formal Bat insignia letterhead.
Tim: Used his Coffee Club rewards card for a free espresso as Red Robin, forgetting it was linked to his civilian identity because it was 3am and he was running on 42 hours without sleep.
Steph: Used her personal phone to tap-and-pay at Batburger with Cass. Bruce got pissy but sheâs like, âWho accepts cash in a post-pandemic world, Mr Out Of Touch?â Used the experience to bargain a work phone out of Bruce.
Dick: Poses the exact same way in selfies with fans as both Nightwing and Dick Grayson. âWhat? Is it a crime to know my angles? Iâm not apologising for having a good side!â
Damian: Constantly threatening people in League dialect as Robin and at school. Itâs like a super niche language. People notice.
Jason: Grabbed one of his Red Hood jackets because it was cold and accidentally pulled out two grenades and a gun when asked for ID at the bar.
Duke: Straight up used his Signal powers to find something at the back of his locker at school. Like just lit up the hallway. âI thought I was alone!â
Cass: Took out cash from the ATM as a civilian for Batburgers with Steph, and paid as Black Bat. Someone at the bank traced the serial number of the bill and ATM surveillance footage. Batman declared that this wasnât Cassâs fault and gave her another $50.
Alfred: Outsourced some of the superhero suit laundering to a professional company because heâs ONLY ONE MAN for godâs sake, and sometimes he needs an afternoon off.
Bruce: Literally just keeps adopting kids who look exactly like all the new crimefighters who help Batman. Has a massive public profile and just. Keeps syncing up families with Batman? People are like uhhh is he expecting us not to notice, or?
And all of them have accidentally posted to the wrong social media account at some point.
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Old blog from before I stopped using tumblr for a bit, just going to be using this as base for side blogs now
List of side blogs at the moment, will update when I make more @pretty-boy-suffering-hours for Linked Universe and Legend of Zelda related things
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For Autism Acceptance Month, I felt the urge to focus on Quinnâs terrible experience with a certain type of therapy that many autistic children were/are subjected to. For Quinn, this lead to masking, self harm, and overwhelming stress growing up. Because of her need to protect Claudette from this abuse, she was finally able to understand that her own autism wasnât a bad thing and taught her daughter the same.
Misinformed and ablest societies are the reason why autistic people call for acceptance rather than awareness. We donât need a cure, we need understanding and resources that actually help us rather than those that stigmatize and try to change us.Â
Read more here:Â https://www.spectrumnews.org/features/deep-dive/controversy-autisms-common-therapy/
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SOmeone needs to teach you proper cutlre @tomshypemanâ has been quoting you and its all going over your head.Â
I am disaponted in you
a lot of people are.
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I thought this was a shower thought, and I was very confusedÂ
If you could get a building to fly and move it to another country without damage, you didnât have to pay property tax and the host country was required to house you until they could move the building back.
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Thats because if itâs on Twitch, you donât feel them breathing down your neck. Plus, for some people, 11 people would be a good sized audience. Not so many that the chats going so fact you canât read it, but not so little that thereâs nothing happening there
11 people in your room watching you play video games would feel like a sizable audience, but 11 viewers on Twitch seems like nothing
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if it makes you feel better, I just want to have a platainc relation ship with you
Ok this is my question
WHY. DOES. EVERYONE. WANT. TO. MARRY. ME. OR. IS. IN. LOVE. WITH. ME????
I get Red and Dap but oml-
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i canât wait to find out if this does happen

Itâs coming.
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Pokemon Drawings made by Lisanne Bruijnes
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what no eww. no wonder i dont drink Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper tastes like a sexy battery
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wow. these are all tear-able
The amount of joy i get when literally anyone likes/follows me is astronomical even more so if itâs one of the showerfam
Like itâs one thing for a stranger to follow, new friends yay! But when a showerfam follows/likes itâs like having cooler friends who have humor unlike me
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every person who reblogs this
will get a funky little picture of luz in their inbox
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okay....
Itâs funny how I donât even need to do a face reveal because all youâre seeing is is my mouth and eyes
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is it your nose, or did you steal someone elses and just put it on your face?
Itâs funny how I donât even need to do a face reveal because all youâre seeing is is my mouth and eyes
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okay voldemortÂ
Itâs funny how I donât even need to do a face reveal because all youâre seeing is is my mouth and eyes
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tomato tamato whats the difference
What about........ SPAGHETTI LASAGNA! It's a lasagna made out of spaghetti
That is literally just spaghetti. Therefore it is still bad
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