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IS THAT A FUCKING HUMAN CHILD!??! -quote by Adam

(more headcanon themed than a fic 😅)

tw: cursing and inappropriate shit, this is Adam we’re talking about.

how did you, a human child, end up on heaven without dying? Nobody really knows, but Adam and Lute took you in, they both kind of suck at parenting, but they are trying.

your first word was Dickmaster, kudos to Adam. Lute smacked him upside the head for teaching you that though.

You are a total menace, by the time your a toddler, he has you running around with a dagger babbling about how your gonna kill demons

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Say it with me now

You are never late to a fandom. Your fic is never "invalid" for being "late". Your fic doesn't need a high word limit. Your fic does not need a high standard. Your fic does not need to be highly popular. Your fic isn't less valid than a popular author's fic. Your fic isn't inheritly bad. Your fic is amazing. Your fic is valid. The only thing that matters is that you're having fun. Fandom is not consumption and consumerism. Fandom is fun, free and for the people. Fandom is not a popularity contest. We're all nerds at the end of the day.

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ACCEPTING ASKS FOR HAZBIN HOTEL, HARRY POTTER, PJO, ETC

platonic child reader is one of my faves to write btw ;))))

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jason todd isn't the man to have couch sex, he's a brickwall of a man so how do you expect him to fit properly on a couch to fuck you senseless? he needs space to grab and grope you effortlessly, which means he has to be able to move freely around and he can't do it on a couch unless he has you riding him. jason todd is a bed sex guy, thanks for coming to my ted talk !!!!!!!

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Just imagine, Jason Todd, his hand on your thigh, slipping under your panties, whispering in your ear. "Be good for me baby, or I might have to punish you~"

Male ver too <3 bc I ain't leaving my boys out like that

Just imagine, Jason Todd, his hand slipping under your boxers, whispering in your ear "be good for me doll, or I might have to punish my favorite baby boy~"

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frat boy dick who swears he hates you but is always fucking you whenever the other boys aren’t around and is always sweet talking you 😩

i hate him!!! openly talks all nasty about you when he's with the boys. doesn't flinch when wally asks, "how's your li'l whore doing, lovebird?" because dick responds with a quick wit, "sucked me dry last night." he pretends to act like he has a roster of potential whores that wally's talking about. still, both men know they're talking about you. dick who takes nasty pictures with your mouth full of his cock, cum covering your chest like it's natural to send in his frat's group chat.

but he conceals that from you, obviously. "hey baby," he starts every conversation with, soft touches when you take your seat in his car, "how was your day?" he doesn't care... 'till he does, and it's a quick change from nonchalance to spiraling into something he promised himself wouldn't happen. wally's title for you changes from whore to the one dick's whipped for.

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DICK GRAYSON who has you pressed face first into the sheets as you whine. Drool collecting in the corners of your mouth, he’s relentless, hips pistoning in a way that shouldn’t feel good, but God does it feel good. He’s get one hand planted on your back forcing you to arch further. Not even holding yourself up, chest flush to the mattress. ‘s’okay baby jus’ tell me what you want’ he asks in mock sympathy ‘can’t give my girl what she wants if she doesn’t tell me’. He’ll laugh at your jumbled response, tongue heavy and hands clenching the sheets. ‘guess i’ll jus’ stop then, since you don’t want anything’, as he pouts with a fake sympathetic frown at your whining ‘s’okay baby, i know what you want, just stay still and take it, ok baby?’

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Yall please send asks 😭😭😭

Literally anything about Jason, Bruce or Dick PLS

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My jaw dropped 💀

first art post & it’s a wip uwu

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Jason Todd has a raging size kink. He tries not to make it too obvious in public, tries to pretend that he doesn't notice how standing next to you really highlights just how large he really is. But it's always on his mind, always front and center, even when he doesn't want it to be.

He'll have a hand on your back as he ushers you through crowded parts of Gotham, trying not to think about how large his hands are and how one of them can cup an entire asscheek when he's fucking you.

He grabs things off of tall shelves at grocery stores when you can't reach them. Comes up behind you and picks them up with ease while he's pressed into you from behind. He's peering down at you, a soft grin on his face as he thinks about you on your knees, struggling to take him in your mouth.

When you're playing twister at a Wayne family function, and you end up falling on each other during a wrong move, he watches you break out into a fit of laughs while he turns red in the face. Not from embarrassment, he couldn't care less about that, but because the first thought that popped into his head as you were pinned under him was how much he wished you could stay there.

For a split second, an image is projected into his mind of you squirming beneath him as he puts all of his weight on you. All 200+ pounds keeping you firmly in place as he fucks you good and deep just how you like.

He's scrambling to get off of you now; a shade of crimson akin to the one he dons at night colors the visible parts of his body, and he clears his throat awkwardly as he helps you to your feet.

"In hindsight, he should've played with one of us," Dick says from the couch. He's gesturing toward you when he continues, "he's just too big in comparison. Throw's everything off."

Jason doesn't hear the second part. His ears start ringing the moment he's reminded that everyone else is aware of how big he is next to you, and he's very quickly calculating how many more rounds of twister he has to go before the two of you can politely duck out and head home for a more...intimate version of the game.

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Soft sleepy affectionate Jason Todd is good for the soul:

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Just standing in the kitchen, half asleep in the early morning, sunlight catching the curve of your mouth on a yawn and a warm, thick pair of arms circling your waist from behind, a forehead pressed into your back.

There’s hardly any sound, the tick of a clock in the background, a soft little exhale into the back of your shirt. Fingers warm and sly sneaking up under your pyjamas in search of skin. Palms splayed over your tummy, a content mumble echoing in the space between sleep and awake; caught in a dream.

Leaning forwards into the counters edge to make a cup of something warm and sweet and being tugged back into place with a tired growl, no real choice other than settling into place and letting Jason hold you close, swaying slightly with how drowsy he is. A quiet, whining grumble of your name when you move again.

Hopping up on the kitchen counter and tugging him in close between your parted knees, his head tucking into the warm space where your shoulder meets your neck. Your fingers sweeping through his tangled hair, down his neck, across his shoulders. Feet locked at the ankle around his hips, not willing to let him pull out of reach.

Sliding back into bed with a warm drink and Jason clinging at your side, legs tangling together when he nudges yours apart with a knee. Playing with the hair at the nape of his neck and listening to him drop back off into sleep, a gentle, quiet slur of “I love you” the last coherent thing you get out of his mouth for the next few hours.

Just…Jason being soft and a little needy and feeling safe enough to trust you to lead whilst he slots into that tired space where you’re only half aware of what’s happening outside your partner being close and warm.

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Trans!Jason au where he lets me eat his pussy while he squeezes my head between those big ol thighs. What?? Who said that???

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Why the hell am I getting notifications at 7am telling me y'all are liking my post

WHY ARE YALL SCROLLING ON JASON TODD X READER POSTS AT 7AM ON A THURSDAY 💀💀💀

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"the A in LGBTQIA is for Ally, and nothing else" no thank you sir how about you die

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Oh how the tables have turned

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The fact my account for simping has more likes than my actual account LMAO