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Psychic trainers aren't real and they can't hurt you

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most normal paldean sandwiches

Rate my sandwich!

3 lettuce wedges

1 sour herba mystica

1 bitter herba mystica

2 mayonnaise

[attached is a picture of a miserable looking sandwich absolutely drenched in mayo]

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I mean I can battle if I need to but I'm not a proper trainer lol

I just sit at a computer all day under a pile of catmons. I've got a Liepard, a Delcatty, two Meowstic and a Porygon. Its got a Skitty ears skin so it counts.

Looking for pet Pokemon owners/casual trainer friends!

It's hard to make friends on here when most people are hardcore trainers taking on the leagues and whatnot. I totally respect their journeys, but I have no interest and can't really relate to their adventures.

I have 3 Pokemon as pets- Anne the Stoutland, Caroline the Deerling, and Elise the Murkrow. I don't post that much on here in general but I want to post more silly stories about their antics! These girls get into lots of lighthearted mischief and I love them deer-ly... haha!

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Yeahh let's burn the witch ghetsis

Or better yet we could combine the ideas. Tie him to the stake, stab him like he's one of those pop up pirate games then burn him at the stake!

Important question though: would you stab Ghetsis?

.....probably, yeah.

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i mean yeah I'd also stab him

But I'd rather blast him with a flamethrower or smth, idk those robes look flammable and it'd be funny to see them burn imo

Important question though: would you stab Ghetsis?

.....probably, yeah.

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what if they found you stuffed in the fridge and somehow alive again

or possibly they can't find you but there's a note in the fridge saying something like "we exorcised your ghost gf lol"

Would that perhaps spur them into action like in a cliche movie

I like hiding in the fridge sometimes!

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I got bitten by a radioactive Ariados and all I got was poisoned ;-;

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Ik I'm like a year late to this but I think you might be thinking of the ghost eraser series from pokéstar studios

🍊 anon again

There is a fucking ghost in the Terarium. Not a ghost type— an actual, LITERAL spirit. Tried usin' a spirit tag and it did NOTHING. What do ya' mean NOTHING???

Anyways, yeah ghosts from that Hisui place are completely built different than other ghosts. How it got here I have no clue, but I guess my job is now a ghost hunter. Heh.

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one day someone will find you and itll spur them into doing something heroic

I like hiding in the fridge sometimes!

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I wish my partner would stop acting like he's just caught a Pokémon whenever we arrest someone. Like we'll have handcuffed them and he'll be like "Yeah! I just caught a thief!" and do a pose. His Herdier gets in on it too. Surely these crooks deserve some dignity?

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oh whoops I was joking

this is good info for the ghost who inspired the phone possession thing I'll pass it on to him

happy pride month faggots were all gonna die

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can confirm the skeletons got me 😔

I'm a ghost possessing my phone to type this

happy pride month faggots were all gonna die

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My two Meowstic don't need to trash talk me or even wait for me to get their dinner, they just go use Psychic to get the food out the cupboard whenever they please and make a massive mess everywhere 😔

Because I just saw some people discussing it…

Are you a type specialist, or do you just keep whatever pokemon you like? If you are, what got you started?

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My type is cat pokemon

I have a Porygon but they have a Skitty themed skin complete with ears so they count

Because I just saw some people discussing it…

Are you a type specialist, or do you just keep whatever pokemon you like? If you are, what got you started?

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Death laser of doom antis dni

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What does the bioweapon do tho? Also which bioweapon is this?

bringing the bioweapon back wednesday