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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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ambiguous mental illness ❌️

my curse #MyCurse ✅️

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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WOOAAAHHH, you were scrolling real fast. thank you for stopping on this post. unrelated but I wanted to say, you are downright gorgeous

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

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top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

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I love u angry female characters. I love u deeply misunderstood and problematic female characters. I love u cold hearted and sharp female characters. I love you prideful and reckless female characters. I love u unbeautifly destructive female characters. I love u prickly and snarky female characters. not everyone understands u but I do and I'm listening

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"The humble ____"

"Let's ____ with mama"

Many memes this year about kindly presenting playful animals. I think this is a good portent

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

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being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything