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[i-deceived-them]

At least one of your children is trying to get better. Failing, alas but an effort was made

oh well that's good

[i-deceived-them]

Hi yeah. uhm . things happened . Kinda. Not really. Adam lost custody of Little Sun lol

WGAT

[i-deceived-them]

Everything's gone downhill. BTW. Suns dead..kinda, adams in rehab, little adams with suns moderator, little sun is being taken care of my magic beins

can't even take a vacation. 😔

[i-deceived-them]

Oh you're awake hi gabriel

HELLO ????

[i-deceived-them]

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

[i-deceived-them]

hey theres some curly haired dude whos in ur house rn

WHAT

[i-deceived-them]

warned you man

=(

[i-deceived-them]

💥

FUUUCCCCKKKK

[i-deceived-them]

dude be careful it could be explosive

What? No it couldn

[i-deceived-them]

quckk

=D

[i-deceived-them]

quack

oh.

duck!

[Pets the duck]

[i-deceived-them]

🦆

[Ducks]

[i-deceived-them]

what if I broke in

[curled up on the floor of his room and staring at the wall.]

[i-deceived-them]

well good news. Adam is not going back to alchohol streaks

Oh good

[i-deceived-them]

Well, gimme directions

[he starts walking.]

[yoinked]

Wh ,WHA-

[i-deceived-them]

alright. Am I gonna need to put you on a leash so you don't go to a bar?

.. oh, who am I kidding.

[he picks Adam up and opens a portal to uptown Mandela]

[yoinked]

Wh ,WHA-

[i-deceived-them]

Ohh okay cool.

... So like a laundromat or

[yoinked]

Wh ,WHA-