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Roses are red,

Torbjörn has a daughter.

Don’t call me that,

I’m not your father.

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The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

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Medical marijuana – A commission for @lucklesslady of my favorite old soldier. I really enjoyed drawing this! Honestly what else would I be drawing than veterans smoking pot. – Commissions are currently OPEN, please do contact me if you would like to discuss a commission! My prices are currently HEAVILY discounted to a minimum donation of $5 as I am raising donations to help out a friend in need, so please consider making a purchase and 100% of the price will be donated!

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if ur lgbt reblog this w/ what u identify as n your fav song that you’ve been listening to on repeat

for example i’m a gay trans dude n i’ve been listening to C’mon by Kesha for three days straight

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CAH is back.

((This can be a mix of ic and crack, as long as you don’t cause drama. Use your characters name or url

https://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=64

Password is floofdragon

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Can anyone please give this touch-starved blind old man some love?

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Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.

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It’s a combination of despair and acceptance.

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soldier: 76 icons from ‘old soldiers’

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...wow, what an insult. “I hope you eat all your groceries, and immediately forget to go shopping for more.”

“You’re like 60, Morrison.”

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Crack is Wack, don’t do drugs.

“You’re like 60, Morrison.”

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Describe A Sexual Fantasy Your Muse Has Involving Mine On Anon In Extensive Detail.

My Muse will try to guess who it is !

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Reblog if your Muse has a kill count of 5+

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Legs and feet

Soldier has long legs, and they’re solid and weirdly graceful if you watch him for long enough, he does a sort of fancy footwork thing when he’s fighting instead of stumbling around, catching himself if there’s a ditch or just automatically righting himself with muscle memory. His gait is like a person who’s always ready to kick someone’s butt, honestly. He almost has a slight limp, except it’s not a limp, it’s an exaggeration to his walk.

With his feet, he has a tendency to walk heel to toe when talking and running. He has a preference for leaning on his right side, and this sometimes causes his hip to shift out, too. He also tends to start a walk or run with his right foot. 

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1. BASICS

NAME. Ocean (You can call me any body of water, idk ) PRONOUNS. he/him SEXUALITY. P a n ZODIAC SIGN. Capricooooorrrrn AGE. That sweet age of 22

2. EXPERIENCE

HOW LONG (MONTHS/YEARS?). 11 years PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED. ,Discord, forums, pen and paper, tumblr. BEST EXPERIENCE. The way I met my partner!

3.  WRITING  PREFERENCES

FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT. A L L PLOTS OR MEMES. A L L LONG OR SHORT REPLIES. A L L BEST TIME TO WRITE. I go to school, but feel free to leave my something and I’ll get to it when I can! ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S). I am a grumbler, and I brood. So yes-

TAGGED BY. STOLEN FROM THIS WONDERFUL PERSON: @outlawshootist TAGGING. Tag me, tag yoself

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Send a Symbol - Sinday Settings

Send  Ω for sinday in a cavern during a thunderstorm. Send  ⚜ for sinday during a fancy party. Send  Δ for sinday while camping. Send  ❀ for sinday out in a field of flowers. Send  ♨ for sinday before a fire. Send  ₪ for sinday in a hedge maze. Send  ▥ for sinday in a prison cell. Send  円 for sinday after waking up in bed. Send  ރ for sinday that starts with sparring. Send  ⁈ for sinday after along absence. Send  ◯ for sinday under the full moon. Send  ≈ for sinday in water. Send  ¢ for sinday at a brothel. Send  ✏ for sinday on a desk/in an office.

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send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.

[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.

[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.

[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.

[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.

[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.

[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.

[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.

[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.

[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.

[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.

[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.