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"My nineties dance craze knowledge is NOT where I want it to be."

- @explodingpringlescans

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There was a prince and his fat friend and something to do with a ring. They were climbing a mountain that wasn't very tall, fighting over sandwiches, and also there was a dwarf.

<3

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"You know, sometimes I feel my hairy legs, and I'm like, 'Hi Dad!'"

-Potaytay

@taylormoodyillustrations

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“I’ve learned so many things from my dogs. And seventy percent of those are weird, squeaky, noises.”

— Me

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Put your own art up on the fridge 2K19

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You are...

who you are right now.

You're deciding every minute.

Remember.

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reBUTTal: "T.Rump and the Greatest Shit Show in the History of Ever on Earth or Anywhere Else Ever"

T.Rump said *anything*!:

"Mr. President, there was a problem. What did you to about it?"

Russia: Hey, T.Rump--can u do this 4 us pls

"Mr. President, this is, um, actu-ally a, uh-m...job...? Are you just gonna keep playing golf and eating McDonalds?"

and

White House staff: delivers info not in Microsoft Powerpoint in a minute or less

(Press)----------- ----------------(T.Rump)

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Happy New Years from “mini” Daniel and Taylor. They traveled to a few places for New Years with some of their nearest and dearest friends! Hope you have a wonderful New Years! 2018 was a pretty good year and here’s to 2019!! 🎉 🎉 @explodingpringlescans @foxygallifreyansunflower

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So I saw

an elderly man

in casual clothes and knock-off converse

exiting a red porsche

with a small fluffy dog on a leash

and a snare drum head

???

...?!

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Why are you with me? almost everything I say is like a veiled threat...?

Potaytay @taylormoodyillustrations to her s.o.

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Danced til yawn

Me(h)

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"The [nineteen] seventies were an upsetting time for men's hair. The only guy that could pull it off was like, ONE of the Bee Gees."

-Me

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Josh: *holds out his new deodorant for me to smell*

Me: *smells it*

Josh:( reading from the package) "'Ambassador,' the scent of excellence."

Josh: I could've gotten "the scent of adventure," but I figured I needed the scent of excellence to pass college.

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Be so good to your friends that their (potential) S.O.s have no choice but to treat them well, if only to compete.

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ok but the baby blimp helps the smallest bit

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op is literally Overland Park but go off i guess

@explodingpringlescans