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kool aid cousin

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

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funny noise

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The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

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Miles Singing Sunflower

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I try to explain this frustration to guy friends and some of them deadass are like "well you women always want to wear skinny jeans and other tight things that big pockets don't work on" and its like no???? if i had the power to obliterate the existence of skinny jeans with the promise of decent pockets on all female pants i would thanos snap those bitches in a heartbeat. period.

Women’s clothing needs pockets!!!!

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Me @ writers: you just make that shit up from your brain???

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not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

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when.

When an alien race conquers the Earth, the term Human Resources will sound a lot more terrifying.

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on the set of Captain Marvel

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☝️☝️☝️

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y'all, really tho, when i realized i was gy, i started to worry about this like "oh fuck my family line is going to end solely because of me, im going to ruin everything, blah blah blah" but oh my god that's such bullshit.

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☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

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just a dude & his skateboard

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Happiness Will Come To You.