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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Ryoko Kui please return my calls

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I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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It’s that time of year folks

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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

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An unfortunate meeting when heading back to the farm.

I’ve accidentally ran into Elliott a time or two coming out of the sewer while he’s heading back from the beach and find it funny every time. Uh oh, stinky!

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People sometimes wonder why the farmer in Stardew Valley has the strength of a giant and the will of a thousand men in order to make the old farm profitable and revive the dying town.

They're a twenty-something ex-Joja employee and they have just discovered free will for the first time in their life. If I had the caffeine addiction of a college student and the rage of a fallen god I could probably run a pretty good farm too.

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Gossip

"Poor farmer, you know so much yet can't say a word... just like Gus!"

reaaallly late post! been super busy

Don't ask about Rasmodious's home, I could barely come up with an excuse for his house

but hey! Rasmodious, Pierre, and Caroine are now done! so that means I have 6 more to go to complete the whole height chart, ref. WOO HOO! :D

On a related note- how is Abigail SHORTER than her mom??? Both the possible dads are around 5'10-5'11 Abigail must have been nerfed by magic or something

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What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?

What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?

Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?

Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?

When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.

Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.

The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.

Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.

Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?

Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?

And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.

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love that the 1.6 update has basically told us that the farmer can read at an insane rate. Like that scene in the first episode of doctor who where 9 reads a whole book in a single second. So now I'm just imagining Elliott giving us a copy of the book he spent years writing and we read the entire thing in like 2 seconds and just go "yea it was good"

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent