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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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even if it kills me

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Just a cute Jimmy with a limited colour palette

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when the scheming advisor is exposed and detained and yells at the guards to unhand him thats actually a pretty reasonable response. up until like two minutes ago that wouldve just worked.

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you too can write incredibly niche femslash rarepairs that no one knows or cares about 🫵🫵🫵

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hermit-a-day! joell!!

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being filthy with the right person can be addictive as fuck.

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Wake up it's time to get blocked and reported

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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On Friendship.