i-hat-your-face
i-hat-your-face
I don't think I can ever hat you enough.
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I HAT YOU SO MUCH.
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i-hat-your-face · 4 hours ago
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Corvette Summer at the Wiltern
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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
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i-hat-your-face · 4 days ago
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Mulder at the video store
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i-hat-your-face · 23 days ago
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i-hat-your-face · 1 month ago
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Kiss your doctor- colors reworked hehe
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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Get a load of this fcked-up superscape file this is the sexiest thing that's ever happened to me
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ahhhhHHHH there's fishies in here
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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RIP sir
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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every garfield lover needs their snoopy best friend. it's just the rules, what can i say
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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It's Pride month! If you're a new follower and aren't familiar with my work yet, or are looking for comics to read, check out...
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O Human Star: my 2012-2020 webcomic about an inventor who wakes up in a robot body after being dead for 16 years and seeks out his former partner and the young android who shares a copy of his mind.
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Meal: an aspiring chef moves to town, meets a cute girl, and tries to get hired at a restaurant that specializes in insect cuisine. Written with my friend Soleil Ho.
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Across a Field of Starlight: two nonbinary teens from two very different spacefaring societies meet by chance and stay in touch even as a galaxy-spanning war threatens them both.
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Adversary: A former women's self defense instructor stumbles into a messy relationship with a former student who has since transitioned. My covid-era feel-bad book. Adults only.
I also have digital versions of comics I've made over the years at my itch.io and Patreon, and signed books in my store. Thanks for your support, and happy Pride!
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THE PITT 1.08 • 2:00 P.M.
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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*pep talking myself in the mirror* julian bashir was 30 years old when he got seduced by an older murderous evil lizard. your life is not over yet you have time
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i-hat-your-face · 2 months ago
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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag
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