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"Y'know, his famous catch-phrase!"

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One of my favourite Mom Can't Cook running gags is Luke being able to smell the Jumping Ship composer on a DCOM from a mile away

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According to Film Structure Theory (Mom Can't Cook), in order to be classified as a film, a work must contain:

Actors

Dialogue

Scenes upon scenes

Credits

An ape

It may also contain events and occurrences in addition to scenes

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So excited to see this ice hockey team make it all the way to intergalacticals

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If I had a nickel every time the Mom Can't Cook boys mentioned Norwegian composer Edvard Grieg, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Along with:

Ha Ha I'm a Hologram and I'm Piloting the Body of Samantha ('Til the Break of Dawn)

Help Me, Help Me, It's Samantha, I Can Only Express Myself Through Lyrics, Kill This Beast and End Us Both ('Til the Break of Dawn)

Please Cartwheel Off This Stage and Let Me Die

Yet another classic hit from the Mom Can't Cook boys, Touch My Body (Ooh Yeah, 'Til the Break of Dawn)

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Yet another classic hit from the Mom Can't Cook boys, Touch My Body (Ooh Yeah, 'Til the Break of Dawn)

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Welcome to the Mom Can't Cook podcast, where Luke and Andy recap classic DCOMs such as Brink!, The Confidence of Horses, Ready to Drive (Drag Me to Hell) and Going to the Take Mat

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Bad circumstances to watch a DCOM in:

Get a Clue after finishing Only Murders in the Building

Zenon the Zequel while fasting for surgery

Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off with stomach flu

A double billing of The Iron Claw and Going to the Mat

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This is what I was thinking the entire time they were surveilling Malagosto! You guys can hide behind that wall all you want but it doesn't change the fact that SCORPIA were probably watching you drive up the road for a full 15 minutes before you hid

No but really HOW did Yassen and Alex not notice Tom and Kyra following 50 metres behind them on the empty road??

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"Time for these slope wizards to shred hill."

- Luke Westaway, April 2024

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I can't believe they released Alex Rider series 3 in the middle of my series 1 rewatch. Simply no respect for the last minute panic rewatch at all

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People just keep wearing clothes and it's absolute nonsense

every week there is some kind of laundry. sick of it

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Upon rewatch:

Uses of O Fortuna: At least 3

Dracula Unleashed stats

1 hour 15 minutes in:

Dracula unleashings: 0

Mom Can't Cook references: 2

Points of accent-related psychic damage taken: at least 45

After Part 2:

Dracula leashings: 1

Minimum number of crucifixes Dracula is weak to: 10

Ideal number of crucifixes to have on your wall: 50

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Kingfisher for Birbruary, which is in support of Songbird Survival

Reference photo by Shantanu Kuveskar

Happy Arospec Awareness Week!

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I am afraid of a lot of sex, but I would risk it all to wear a BMWOASR* shirt

*Big Man Who Owns A Skeleton Roundabout