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RIP Kid Salsa, you will be missed

#justice for my boy#What have you done to Kid Salsa#BringBackKidSalsa#retconned but not forgotten

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I hate it when America's enemies (at home and abroad) interrupt bathtime

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Jurassic Park: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

Jurassic Park 2: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

Jurassic Park 3: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

Jurassic World: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

Jurassic World 2: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

Jurassic World 3: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

Jurassic World 4: In our hubris we thought we could control the dinosaurs

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Let me show you my Barcelona

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I think the Barcelona tourist board have paid Luke and Andy big money for the end of the Cheetah Girls 2 episode

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One two three four five, Numberblocks!

(Sorry)

We had Numberjacks when I was small and the theme song was legendary. They were sentient numbers who lived in the arm of a sofa and got fired out of it to help small children deal with various number-based problems in the real world. What a show

I love the number blocks but also if I hear the theme song one more time I'm gonna lose my mind

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My lover (ao3) has left for the Trojan War (scheduled maintenance). I fear they will be away for twenty years (2 hours), what will I do without them (cry)?

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If there's one thing that DCOMs have taught me, it's that you should never trust a man in Italian leather footwear

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Let's do this.

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

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RIP Andy and Luke, seduced by a sexual snowman

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Can anyone who was at the Halloweentown High live show speak on how far away Andy and Luke's faces were from each other during their Brink! reenactment? I want to know how authentic the scene was

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It's always wyd and never DVahcwduswsgtbrbattwthirtasacwcsoswhtb

[Dad, Val and his crew were dissing us, so we started giving them beef right back and then they wanted to hit it right there at school and clearly we couldn't step off, so we had to battle!]

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Luke taking psychic damage at the existence of Halloweentown 4 is always so excellent

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I have time for Phil Marshall's sonic signature in the the same way that I have time for Neeeum, the new global sonic identity of F1

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the woke left don't want you to know this but I'm a fish boy who skates for Team X-Bladz with a leprechaun who plays basketball. Come to my Smart House, meet my alien sister. Don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook

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Banana vacuum