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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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Ghost of Christmas Present: "WHY NOT, WHY WON'T YOU BE JOLLY AND FEED SANTA'S REINDEER?"

"BECAUSE MY GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER, OKAY?"

"bah humbug..."

"My uncle died from his heart growing three sizes on Christmas Day"

"How did a reindeer run over your grandma? What was she feeding them?"

"I was the one feeding the reindeer"

*Branch feeding Santa's Reindeer*

"BRANCH LOOK OUT" *Donner comes barreling towards the grandma at breakneck speeds*

"NOOOOOOO, GRANDMA NOOO" *she gets run over*

*turns into Branchenezer Scrooge*

Thank you for reading my neurospicy brainrot :3

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Prototype portrait for a game project.

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We owe fat LGBT people everything

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Someone said Fat People can't do this on twitter and someone posted this as a response and i think its important people see things like this to know they're just fatphobic and wrong

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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🌷🥬🥛🫐🌷

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the target audience for these is me and my sister but you're all welcome to join the italianification party 🫶 stan didnt need much changes because he literally wears the tank+gold chain combo. he's a grandpa from Caltanissetta

bonus italian soundtrack for the twin brothers if you want go listen to them they're all bops 😜

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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

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making a collection

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Made this

(im probably not autistic) (i just have cptsd) (everything is mess)

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Has it already been proposed that Hatsune Miku is essentially the digital age successor to the cultural niche originally established by Betty Boop, did I see that somewhere or is it a weird thing my autism told me

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All skirt/dress wearers when we discover they have functional pockets 😍

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I like him fat