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Artist: thelittleworldofliz.com

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play toys ?

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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

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Uhm yeah so this is my brain!! Over there we have Blorbo from my Media, and ummm here weve got Unfinished Projects . You may find some Thoughts over there maybe . Oh and these here are my issues!! #myissues

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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I understand that when folks criticise the self-labelled "cozy" genre as an effort to produce "games about nothing", they're talking about trying to opt out of having opinions by producing a game with a perfectly politically neutral premise (which is impossible), but whenever I see the phrase that gremlin voice in the back of my mind is like:

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Charles: We need to stop Magneto! To me and my metal wheelchair Wolverine and Colossus!

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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love staying in hotels that have those mounted dispensers for shampoo and conditioner in the shower instead of individual minis for every guest to steal. makes me feel really involved in something. that's not My hair goop that's Our hair goop, it also belonged to everybody who was in here before me. and everyone after me. just glad to be part of something, really.

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you would not BELIEVE the friendship between two people who don't talk to each other... mutuals when i like your posts i'm imagining us frolicking in a field together holding hands

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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tesla with a sticker that says FUCK ELON and im like Ok I guess thats good that you know hes bad then a TRUMP 2024 sticker next to it and im like ehhhh ok so theyre still evil and the next to it it says "WAS A FRADULENT ELECTION" and im like ok so wait a minute theyre good and then the one next to it says "BECAUSE THEY SHOULD HAVE RAN BIDEN" and im like ok this is a little wordy and the next one says "WHO DID NOT WIN IN 2020" and i hit the median

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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride