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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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more characters with superpowers who look into the whole superhero thing and decide "hm no i do not want to participate in this actually"

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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

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Let me say this really slowly, really clearly, and only once:

There is not a single identity group within the queer community that "has never contributed" to the community as a whole, but even if there were, the queer community is not a church, and you do not have to pay an activism tithe to be allowed to be "really queer."

Good talk.

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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do you see this shit my liege

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the character

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Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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im so charmed by characters who are likely to have the worst day of their life at any given time in the story where we happen to check in on them

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Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?