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An Addition to the Tree House

[The two boys having a sleepover]

Harold: *Staring at the ceiling of the tree house* Man, this is boring.

George: Yeah. . . *Thinks for a second* I think I may have an idea. . .

[A day later]

George: *Enters the tree house with a bag behind his back* Harold! I got something to make our tree house cooler!

Harold: Ooh~! Show me, show me!

George: *Reveals the bag of Glow-In-The-Dark-Stars* We can stick them on the walls or attach them to some string and hang them up on the ceiling! What do you think?

Harold: I think we should also get a black light!

George: Now you're thinking!

[And so the boys had another sleepover, but this time had Glow-In-The-Dark-Stars on the ceiling to look at while the black light made them look twice as cool]

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This here, ladies and gentlemen, is a classic overused and unfunny meme.

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Teacher Meetings

[Teachers in meeting]

Krupp: There's only one thing worse than a rapist. . . *Tears off paper covering 'child'* Boom.

Ms. Ribble: A child.

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Here’s A Random Idea

Everybody knows that “Sexy Fish” meme, right? I want to see Harold dressed up as a dolphin instead of a fish for that meme, And with George being the one that says, “Damn girl!” And then at the end, Melvin could be like, “But dolphins aren’t fish. . .” Or whatever.

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Harold’s Hair Pt. 2

For pride month Harold should just have tiny rainbow flags sticking out of his hair.

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Duuuuude....

I literally begged my mom to drive to the theater at 9:45 PM and saw an early preview of Captain Underpants. She loved it, I loved it. We even joked about the whole thing afterward!

And I remember holding back tears after the movie because it brung me back to my childhood where my elementary teachers would yell at or discourage kids who would read Captain Underpants during silent reading just because it wasn’t “appropriate for our grade” or “It’s stupid and for little kindergarteners”.

And I remember a kid brought in one of the new editions and everyone started asking to read it afterward. But the teacher saw all of us freaking out over it that she took it away, which made everyone extremely sad. She gave it back before lunch, and so the whole class at the lunch tables got together into one group and we had on of the other students read it aloud while we ate lunch.(It’s funny because imagine a little kid who is a minor at reading, read to the whole class. And we corrected her when she got a word wrong.) And the teachers who would monitor kids during lunch came over to see what the fuss was about, and we shushed them when they interrupted. Some of the other classes would watch from afar.

And so that was one of my most treasured memories in elementary. And the funniest part about it was that when it came to flip-o-rama, the girl obviously ripped the page. The owner of the book taped it back though. :P And I kind of wish I remembered which book of the series it was, we were all excited about it though.

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The Rumor Comes Out: Does Harold Hutchins Is Gay?

Harold Hutchins is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his comic career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this illustrator revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

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I just found it funny that Steven had a haircut at one point that looked like Harold’s. I mean, take this information however you want, I don’t know. Something kinda useless on the web.

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Melvin’s Flirting

Okay guys, if Melvin is going to flirt with anyone he better use cheesy math or science pick up lines. Like;

“Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right!” Or “Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you looking Sodium fine!”

And since they’re all like nine or ten, nobody has any idea what he is saying.

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Harold’s Hair

Can we make it cannon that Harold hides things in his hair? Like, he stores candy, pencils, colored pencils, sharpies, etc.

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A Long Summary Of  A Captain Underpants AU Idea

I want an AU where Mr. Krupp is still a principal, but one day when he comes home he and Kipper are doing whatever and Kipper says he wants little siblings to do stuff with (like bad stuff to carry on his legacy).

After some consideration, Krupp decides to adopt a kid (or more, depends). So when he goes to adopt, he sees a couple of kids who want to be adopted but two stand out which is George and Harold. He just wanted George though.

But when asked to just adopt George, the lady said that he would have to adopt both of them since they are practically like brothers and have serious separation anxiety for each other. So he adopts the both of them!

When he introduces them to Kipper, Kipper immediately shows them his room and things. Then he takes them outside and teaches them to be "bad" and a "bully" by making them jump a kid together with sticks he finds on the ground. And so, they do it and gain a couple dollars from it and they give it to Kipper since they felt bad about taking it. Kipper is obviously pleased with this and they go inside to have dinner.

But apparently they don't like bullying kids, but much rather do something wreckless like that in their own way. Which is pranks! Back in the orphanage, their pranks were only to be funny but now they pull pranks that are more mean and dirty. Like they would jump out of bushes to scare kids or adults, out of school, and rob them of their money and split it with Kipper since they are nice on the inside.

But one day, Mr. Krupp was told that the two boys would still have to go to school. And to no one's surprise, they go to the school that he works at. The boys would pull pranks on other kids and the teachers. They would scare or embarrass the kids with pranks like putting non-poisonous spiders, cockroaches or any bugs in their bags or put water on their seats so when they sit down and stand they look like they wet their pants (basically using their powers for evil). And for the teachers, their pranks basically are more harmful and lethal since they think adults are practically immune (and their past has never been good with adults so they're more mean and hateful to them anyway and btw, I'm kinda adding this for the angst of it). Like they would put tacks on their chairs, replace their coffee with cleaning supplies, put poisonous spiders in their bags or purses, and put a flea in their hair when they aren't looking.

And sadly for Melvin, he proves to be a loser and nerd to them so they would prank him the most.

And when the kids aren't pranking anyone they make comic books since they always liked the fighting and action in the ones they read (Kipper is the one who gives his superhero comic books to them because he already read them and bored of them). So they still invent their Captain Underpants comics!

And one day they get a hypno ring, and they use it to do evil pranks on adults like making them act like chickens and stuff. But one day when they come home, Mr. Krupp says that they should stop the pranks that they were doing at school. So George comes up with an evil idea (that Harold didn't agree with because he started to get attached to Mr. Krupp) and George still turns him into Captain Underpants. Mr. Krupp still turns back with water and still turns into Captain Underpants when he hears a snap.

So now they have Captain Underpants who still saves people and stuff. But they kinda hate Captain Underpants because Captain figured out George and Harold did bad pranks that hurt others so he tries to tell them not to that anymore. But they turn Captain Underpants back into Krupp every time he mentions that.

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CU Bus Idea

If anyone has ever ridden buses to school in elementary, I bet you and a friend have probably made an agreement that one of you would lay down on the seat or floor of the bus and use backpacks as pillows. And you were too small for the bus driver to see you laying down on the seat or floor.

Imagine that George and Harold did this if they rode on a bus. George would want the seat and Harold would want the floor and they sleep or do whatever for the whole ride.