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currently in the hospital dying of who knows what. i’ve only met the head diagnostician once. he came in to tell me that i’m a lying bitch. he then left and started flirting with the head of oncology right outside my room as a barfed out two pints of blood.
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hi have some house textposts















this is my contribution to society thank you and goodnight
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hiii! Could I ask for a Hilson drawing of them kissing in the couch, please? Either something very soft OR making out passionately (neck kissing, lip biting), your pick
ty in advance, your art makes me crazy <3
my secret weakness… is that whenever i draw kissing… it just kinda looks like they’re blowing into each other’s mouths

whatever. WHATEVER

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House using Wilson's chest as a whiteboard because he recieved a call about the patient while they were having sex, had half an epiphany and needed to see the symptoms all in the same place lol.
(@/unfrozenpeas here on tumblr has a little sketch about that scenario but it's so funny so I kinda wanna know what your take on it is)
This was so fun to make, feels like something that would happen
Thanks for the request!! :D
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I'm sorry I'll never stop drawing them being physically affectionate
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I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE






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don't you hate it when this happens
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House doing anything instead of clinic duty
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Never forget My Heart Will Go On is canonically Hilson's song according to House
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can wilson come pick up his freak of a man
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so ive been watching a lot of dr house recently
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House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.
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