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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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Kingsman + Text Posts [Part 1]

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They made you one of these suits yet? No, not yet.

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The Newest Kingsman

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Eggsy just wanted to come home, 

back to a place where he could feel close to Harry. 

Only to find 

that that too had been taken from him? 

Cool. That’s cool. Everything’s fine.  

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HARRY HART DIDN’T GET SHOT IN THE FACE FOR AN AMERICAN TV SHOW TO PREMIERE THE KINGSMAN 2 TRAILER.

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Eggsy Unwin walked in to his living room to find one Harry Hart, SuperSpy, Surviour-of-a-Bullet-to-the-Head, Head of a Secret Organisation, and just generally all round Badass, staring at his five year old sister is horror as though she had just declared that Oxfords were repulsive and Brogues the height of fashion.

She hadn’t of course. She was five. Glitter was the height of fashion for her. Also Harry had known Daisy for years at this point, so why was he suddenly terrified? She hadn’t even gotten any of the aforementioned glitter on a single piece of furniture (which was an act of fucking magic really).

“Harry? You okay there bruv?”

“Daisy is five years old. Your sister is five years old.” Harry stated without tearing his still terrified gaze away from Daisy who was happily drawing pictures of what appeared to be a very overweight pug.

“Yep. You was at her party last month. You wore an Elsa party hat. ‘member?” Eggsy was honestly confused and slightly worried by Harry’s behaviour.

“But she’s your sister Eggsy, and she’s five years old.” Harry looked up at Eggsy with pure horror in his eyes and Eggsy thought even if Harry was having one of those ‘oh she’s growing up so fast how is it possible’ moments that his mum was so fond of, he was still kind of overreacting.

“I’m confused Harry. What is going on?”

“Your sister is five years old. I am fifty five years old.”

“Are we just stating people’s ages now?”

“….. My sister-in-law is fifty years younger than me”

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Eggsy I saw in you what someone once saw in me. Something that can’t be taught: the makings of a Kingsman. Being a Kingsman is more than the clothing we wear or the weapons we bear. It’s about being willing to sacrifice for the greater good. I hope you’re ready for what comes next.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn

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I love that the American version of Kingsmen is all absurd cowboy caricatures because honestly, it’s about time.

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Oh my God. Harry?

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It’s about willing to sacrifice for the greater good.

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OH MY GOD.

OH MY FUCKIGNG DO.

WHAT EHE CUCK

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO US.

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Merlin + posing in the plane

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the golden circle trailer had me like