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Doctors recommend anal.

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The Kiss 🦭✨

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Remember when the Soviets said they were fighting antisemitism because they were fighting the Czar and later the Nazis, and then they ended killing and persecuting millions of Jews themselves before, during, and for decades after the Holocaust? Or remember when the Romans were invited into Judea because they promised prosperity and peace for the Jews, and then they ended up destroying our Temple, colonizing our land, and murdering, enslaving, and exiling our people? Thinking about that.

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tbf he's gonna need it

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GODZILLA MINUS ONE ゴジラ-1.0 2023, dir. Yamazaki Takashi 

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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

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Spring moo-d! 🐮💐🍓

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day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy

day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove

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Ladies do you ever reveal your deepest secret to all your friends under a spell and immediately have the most romantic kiss in history with the local soulless dirtbag with a heart of gold who reminds you of his unconditional love for you at every opportunity and then you STILL ignore him for a few more weeks cause that kiss totally meant nothing at all.... houses beware ig

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Fan art by Ami Thompson

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My favorite Mads Mikkelsen fact is that he slays in drag

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i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so i’m making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether it’s in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friends’ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT

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Don't touch la creatura >:(

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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obsessed with whichever ancient roman was out there walking around with a ring with a fish and shrimp on it