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Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

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Just for clarification, I’m not against people getting an animal so that their child can have the experience of growing up with a family pet. I think it’s great to raise your children with pets as long as the animal’s care is not placed in the hands of a child. Kids can hardly take care of themselves, let alone another living creature!

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This is probably the cutest

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Kids with bad parents are more likely to be shaped by cartoons characters they idolized growing up than their bad parents, pass it on 

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A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

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Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

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I had a dream that the new Meme was ultralight camping elitism and all you do is post pictures of bare-minimum camping setups and talk about how cool you are for being able to survive in that

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my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

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So my friend and I went to Petco about a week ago to get some tiny snails for her dwarf puffer. While she was getting those, I looked at the bettas.  I was planning for my next betta to be an elephant ear, but as soon as I saw this little white butterfly with no fins (either he bit them off or he had severe fin rot), I grabbed him.

Friend and I named him ‘Egg’ due his white color and fragile appearance. He is now in a heated, filtered, cycled, and planted 20 gallon tank. Originally, I was waiting for the plants (mainly anubias and java ferns) to grow in a bit more before moving Clown into it, but things change. I’ve been treating him with MelaFix and aquarium salt, and he is doing so good. His fins are starting to grow back, and he has so much personality. I have a couple pieces of wood in his tank that I’m trying to sink, and he just loves playing in them. He’s starting to get a nice purple tint too.

It’s hard to get a good picture of him now because he doesn’t stop moving. I will try to keep this post updated with Egg’s progress

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