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[i-once-had-a-nightmare]

I'm was a lost media youtuber and so I got my hands on all kinds of old games. I just got a new package and had to see it what works and what doesn't.

So I'm doing my usual shit, taking a look at an old nintendogs cartridge. (Mind you I've never played nintendogs and don't know what it's supposed to look like.) I'm playing this game and the terms of service page is hella sus.

The page says at the end of the normal speal "By checking the box below you agree to free us, free us, free us."

I'm like... yeah there is most definitely an eldritch horror trapped in this cartridge and so I go to my friend for advice, and they say "It's not your responsibility for what you release."

I'm still weirded our right, like I'd prefer not to be brutally killed by a fuxking nintendogs demon but sure. I continue onward, get all my recording shit set up or whatever to record gameplay or something.

There's this cute little polygon golden retriever with a cute little blue color until it sprouts human eyes and starts to elongate analog horror style. Two hands rip through it's body and open it like a fucking hot dog bun and decapitates what I assume is supposed to be the player.

Anyways, I upload the video after a shit ton of effects but I'm 90% sure I released an evil god.