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my teacher in my intro to business class was teaching us about bank statements and stuff and he showed us his bank statement from 2012 and one of his purchases was a Taylor Swift album and about half of the others were buying food at Panera

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my alarm: *rings at the exact time i told it to*

me: wtf man, i thought we were good????? disappointed but not surprised

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ok this old lady walked up to me in jewel the other day, straight up insulted the size of my honey crisp apples and dipped. honestly, if thats not raw chaotic power, i dont know what fucking is