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Grape

Grape? (Translation: The heck is this)

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yes

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GRAPE! Grape. (Translation: NO! Go listen to Fall Out Boy music instead!)

GO LISTEN TO 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER MUSIC RIGHT NOW

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Grape :D (Translation: Hi there :D)

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Grape grape graaape!!!! (Translation: “I challenge all gimmick people to tell me what universe… THAT I FIT INNNNNN!”)

What universe does my muse fit in, aside from their canon universe?

(For example, does my muse fit in the DC universe?)

You may provide reasons why and what could be their possible role in that universe.

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Grape grape— (Translation: You can’t just— Do that—)

this exists

I'm adopting all of you now

@femboy-hooters-real I did it

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[Sweet smells of sugary drinks of food fill the air, along with the delightful clamor of Exclamanians of all shapes and sizes participating in carnival games, looking at various market stalls selling Game Bug made goods and shiny things, and generally having a great time.]

[Colorful lights with all kinds of brightness settings illuminate the roads, with a few bands and records and radios providing background music.]

[It seems the Insectum Festival has started its first day in the Bug Queendom!]

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//ah ok

⁜ ahem. ⁜

⁜ ATTENTION ATTENTION EXCLAMS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES! YOU ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US AT THE INSECTUM FESTIVAL IN THE BUG QUEENDOM! YOU CAN VISIT STALLS AND PAY/TRADE FOR NEW BUG-MADE TRINKETS, GET SOME OF OUR CULTURAL FOOD, AND EVEN TRY YOUR LUCK AT SOME CARNIVAL GAMES! ⁜

⁜ THE FESTIVAL STARTS AT SUNSET IN THREE DAYS TIME AND IT DOESN’T END UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP! ⁜

⁜ Hope to see y’all there!! ⁜

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[Grape takes a flier.]

Graaape? Grape! (Translation: What’s this? A bug festival? Sounds neat! I’ll go to it.)

//not exactly part of the punctuationverse but is it okay if I participate?

⁜ ahem. ⁜

⁜ ATTENTION ATTENTION EXCLAMS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES! YOU ALL ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US AT THE INSECTUM FESTIVAL IN THE BUG QUEENDOM! YOU CAN VISIT STALLS AND PAY/TRADE FOR NEW BUG-MADE TRINKETS, GET SOME OF OUR CULTURAL FOOD, AND EVEN TRY YOUR LUCK AT SOME CARNIVAL GAMES! ⁜

⁜ THE FESTIVAL STARTS AT SUNSET IN THREE DAYS TIME AND IT DOESN’T END UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP! ⁜

⁜ Hope to see y’all there!! ⁜

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eh?!

reblog if u dont hate me

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Grape… grape??? (Translation: Man idk… I’ll save it for later ig🤷‍♀️)

I suppose you deserve an apology... Slides you a stack of papers granting you or one of your associates a single legal freebie of your choice. Sign on page 351, please.

-@totallyrealcops

Grape…??? (Translation: Uhhh okeh? Idk what you mean but—)

[so Grape signs the papers.]

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I suppose you deserve an apology... Slides you a stack of papers granting you or one of your associates a single legal freebie of your choice. Sign on page 351, please.

-@totallyrealcops

Grape…??? (Translation: Uhhh okeh? Idk what you mean but—)

[so Grape signs the papers.]

[i-say-grape]

So u and bean are free from the Nose Thief now right?

How do you feel after that whole ordeal?

Grape… (Translation: It’s pretty hard to explain…)

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//you posted this just after I went to sleep

*Waste walks down a long dark hallway at a quick pace, stealthily dropping a few pills into a glass of lemonade. The lemonade fizzes for a few seconds then goes back to looking normal. Waste's face lights up with a small, almost manic, grin knowing that The director Nose Thief won't be able to tell that the drink is drugged.*

*WM walks up to the nose thief, keeping a relatively straight face*

Director.

Tensions have been running high lately, with all these gimmicks attacking you, and some attacking me, it's all just been a huge mess.

I know you've been stressed,

Especially after what happened last night. With- with Doot Doot.

So, I made you a drink.

*WM walks up to the Thief, handing them the drugged lemonade*

It's also partially an apology. For not listening and— disobeying orders. Things will get better soon. I’m sure of it.

*Waste bites out through gritted teeth before turning on her heal and quickly exiting the room, a smirk on their face. The thief’s reign of terror ends today.*

*the thief takes the lemonade and drinks it*

Next time you disobey orders, it's gonna be shell who's on the ground

*the thief starts notices how funny they feel, their legs start to wobble, their vision starts to blur, and their head starts to spin. They Put two and two together and they realize that they were drugged*

YOU MOTHER FU-

*the thief falls to the ground with a thud, fast asleep*

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THE NOSE THEIF IS DOWN, QUICK GET OUT OF THE ENCLOSURE

Grape! (Translation: OKAY!)

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Grape grape? (Translation: Can I feed Nose Thief to the evil fish?)

Y’all. @/gimmick-nose-thief killed Doot Doot.

I have a plan of how to save @i-say-bean and @i-say-grape and avenge @i-say-doot-doot’s death.

We strike tomorrow.

@the-official-god-of-chaos

@the-real-illinois

@the-principality-of-sealand

@france-unofficial

@100percent-shell-oil

@the-red-planet-mars

@its-target-official

@ursa-major-actually

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@guatemala-official

@youraveragemagicalthief

@the-gimmick-authority

@literally-luxembourg

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