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I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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[Dean randomly dies in the shower]

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Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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i put the ass in casserole

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I appreciate soap so much because look at it 

so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these

some are pretty beautiful

or wicked adorable

you can give it to a loved one

or just sit there and drool at it

but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap

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my package still hasn’t came i give up

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by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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Me to the person cutting my hair