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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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mate they've got a fuckin horse workin at Macca's
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives
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