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Happy Birthday to the Dorky Sniper Son

So…some fluffy/fun headcanons of the birthday boy before I rest

-Due to his seat being so close to Karma and Terasaka, he sometimes gets dragged into their spitball fights

-Egg puns galore

-Sometimes tries to shoot over his shoulder. Like his back is to the target and he doesn’t look

-He likes the color green like A LOT

-Wanted to use a sleeping mask once but then remembered: Oh yeah, I have bangs

-If he uses goggles, he puts them OVER his bangs to make sure they don’t float up. The girls cringe because isn’t that super uncomfortable

-Tries action movie shots. None work. At all. Sliding while shooting is hell for him

-So clumsy, he struggled to adjust to his sudden growth spurt between second and third year. He fell so often going up and down the hill the first few weeks

-There was one time he forgot to peel the shell off a hardboiled egg and ate it and he was like “wait why is it crunchy–….ohhhhhhhhh”

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Muramatsu and Hara often have cook-offs

- Everyone in the class saw it coming, Muramatsu want to become a professional chef and Hara being the class mom, it was only a matter of time before they butt heads in the kitchen

- That being said, the first cook off was the only ‘intense’ showdown they had

- The stakes were that the loser had to cook whatever Korosensei wanted for the next week

- Hara won and by the end of the week, Muramatsu refused to cook the next three days

- “You don’t know true suffering if you haven’t pulled all nighters cooking foreign delicacies for a power high octopus”

- After that it became a weekly, friendly compitition

- The judges are usually Korosensei, Karasuma, Irina, and two guest students

- They both enjoy the competition very much even if it isn’t very high stakes

- Korosensei is more biased towards sweets, Proffesor B*tch prefers savory foods, and Karasuma enjoys light meals

- The rest of the class gets to enjoy the leftovers of the competition after the food is judged

- Both chefs make sure to make enough for all of their classmates (Extra for Isogai’s family)

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Allow me to propose a rarepair for consideration: ChibaxKarma

Interesting thought, in fact I prepared some handy dandy headcanons:

-If it starts in E class it starts with playful teasing-Karma practically makes it his life goal to make Chiba blush-Or at least see his eyes (he thinks Chiba’s bangs will move if he turns around fast enough)-Once Karma humbles himself, he admires Chiba’s shooting more than ever-Chiba sometimes gets some help with close combat from Karma in return for shooting lessons-Definitely supportive friends-Lots of Karma helping Chiba (to sharpen the abilities that were already there) in math-Chiba doodles stuff for architecture like structure ideas and asks Karma about them-Karma always points out how amazing they are, especially to have been done by a junior high kid-And then comes the constructive criticism -Once they’re older (like high school), Karma somewhat stays in touch with Chiba-He’ll occasionally drop by or text Chiba so like-K: Hey wanna go to the festival? Heard there’s more shooting booths. You could win me a ton of prizes before they ban you again :P-C: Very funny Karma. That does sound like it may be fun, I’ll check my schedule -If Chiba even considers checking his schedule, you know he likes them-Friends like Hayami for Chiba and Nakamura and Nagisa for Karma are VERY supportive once they figure out they’re sorta starting to like eachother-Chiba is kinda the first to realize that he and Karma have grown pretty close since he’s really emotionally intelligent, despite being able to hide emotions so easily-Karma is the first to make a move though-It was sorta a close friendship for a long time but soon it was just -K “we’re practically dating” -C “What do you mean?”-K “Let’s just date, we can try it for a month or so and see how we feel about it, maybe?” (Chiba is very confused at first, save the poor insecure snipey boy. He does remember that Karma matured and decides to give it a try since they share similar interests anyways)

(Note: I still love ChibaHaya but this is also good!)

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i dont see the fucking difference

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

……Holy fuck

“THEYRR BOTH COOKS WITH YELLOW AND THE TEETH AND THE BLUE DOME HAT”- @a4ftemperorwithagiantspoon / @handy-dandy-headcanons + Loofah is a type of wash sponge

It started with a concept but the evidence says too much we can’t deny it any longer

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Drawing Practice #2

Did I just seriously made a chart of all Class E’s eyes in the manga? 

I still love at how everyone has a distinctive appearance in the manga (not so much in the anime though) like it makes the characters more recognizable even from a distance.

PS: I just assumed what I’ve seen the most of Chiba’s eye from Chap 69. I really wanted his eyes to have a unique style, unlike some of the class who share similar styles (e.g. Nakamura and Terasaka, Kayano and Kurahashi, Kataoka and Kanazaki, Ritsu and Bitch-sensei).

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Sudden Realization

The Terasaka gang is probably the most dangerous group of children ever

I mean you have a two tone human bulldozer, who managed to hold down a tentacle shot at him by someone that was briefly superhuman

A noodle boy and motorcycle boy that needed to pretend that being hurled by people twice their size hurt

Someone that was once superhuman and now apparently has brilliant speed shooting, not to mention his mobility and skill with knives when paired with Terasaka.

And someone who can verbally abuse you to the point where the words alone physically hurt

Think about it

These kids are probably the most dangerous in E class because their fighting can have so many different possibilities when they’re together. Yoshida and Muramatsu are fairly slender, they have lean muscle. They don’t look too threatening and thus make a great diversion. Itona’s drones have the potential to evolve into military level if he keeps working. Hazama’s verbal abuse is said to “hurt more than a bullet.” Terasaka is the most physically strong E class student, purely brute strength. Imagine all that they can do.

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assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

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HELLO

Look, I know I should feel bad for using a Pokémon to blog to advertise something not Pokémon related, but…

I created a Magi rp server on discord. If you rp, and you like Magi, DM for the link!

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ATTENTION:

Imagine that Itona has squishy cheeks and Kirara likes to poke them and he pretends to not really like it but he kinda enjoys it because it’s a sign of affection even if it isn’t his favorite. He probably prefers to have his hair ruffled.

Anyways, thanks for your attention and I conclude my presentation

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Which Partner? All main ships

These are basically the four main ships in “Which Partner?”

I’ve always had this idea at the back of my head and thank goodness I remembered to do so!

Sorry for the bad lighting though since it’s really late and I’m kinda excited to post this (^_^;)

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Terasaka gang game night/sleepover headcanons?

Dude, great ask!

Attempted all-nighters 

Starts with video games, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Super Smash Bros, etc

Yoshida kicks ass at Mario Kart, Muramatsu at Mario Party, and Terasaka at Super Smash Bros

Muramatsu always brings the food, and the others bring little snacks and drinks 

When all their eyes get tired, they switch to board games

NEVER play Kirara at monopoly, or scrabble, she could be world champion

Itona gets so confused with the game of life. “Why do I need to get married?” “Why can’t I sell my children to pay my college debt?” “I don’t want to travel by plane, I used to be able to jump really far, why can’t I do that?″

Cards Against Humanity games are always a blast. Muramatsu laughed so hard once he passed out

They drew on him

Kirara is usually the first to sleep, she has her own blanket and pillow so she doesn’t have to share 

The guys normally stay quiet and talk about guy stuff 

Terasaka is the last to sleep, he has to make sure everyone is okay and will stay up an extra 10 minutes as a precaution

Kirara sleepwalks and it’s scary as hell

Hope these are all fine and dandy, thanks for the ask~!

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HHHHHHHHHH FORMATING GOT FUCKED UP SO IT'S JUST A WALL OF TEXT AND IT'S EVEN MORE AMUSING

So i mean i made a song for assclass discord, i hope you like it (gakuho to his poor son)

Asano now’s not the time, By Gakuho Spears

Oh ugly baby, My name is Gakuho And somehow you are mine Oh ugly baby, I should’ve let you go And now i wished you died Show me what you can give to me that not how you cook that, god’s sake just let me do it child My loneliness is because of you (damn you) who on earth named you gakushuu? (gakushuu?) When I’m not with you, I’m so happy *You wanted to see me?* Asano, now’s not the time Oh ugly baby Can’t you see that i’m busy? Boy, get out my office Oh whiny baby There’s nothing that you could do To get your dad’s attention Show me why you want to live here Tell me stupid ‘cause I need to help you pack your bags My stubbornness has sprung from you (asshole) what’s in your mind, Gakushu? (what the hell?) You want approval, What do you mean? GET OUT MY ROOM Asano, now’s not the time Oh stupid baby Oh asshole baby Yeah, Oh ugly baby, You’re no son of Gakuho Oh whiny baby, I wish i had told your mum no I must confess, That your whining ass is killing me now Don’t you know I don’t want you That you will get out And leave me alone Asano, now’s not the time Gakushuu stop, you’re annoying me (and I) I wish i had dropped you in the sea (i hope you drown) When you get out, i will be free So get out my life Let me tell you one last time: I will confess, that my life’s a mess and it is your fault I wish you were adopted But I can’t do that I’m not allowed Trust me asshat, I have tried

hope you enjoyed, I’ll probs post more parodies some other time

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OMG PANDESAL WAS MENTIONED

Also

Where the Korobredsei pic?

Welcome to hell, Children

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SHOW THE WORLD YOUR LOVELY ART

AH YES THANKYOU, GUYS LOOKIE I AM PROUD

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Assclass Karaoke Night Headcanons

Okay so this is gonna be a LONG post but it happened on Discord and I felt I had to write it all for all the characters XD

Context: Assclass Karaoke night in the future after they’ve graduated

This was a joint collab so I don’t deserve full credit XD But I hope you enjoy these under the keep reading tag:

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