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i-tonsure-your-fave · 2 months
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 5 months
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guy who shaves his pussy but not his legs reported to have referred to this setup as "the devil's tonsure"
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 7 months
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Will graham pls pls pls pls
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Brother Will Graham from NBC Hannibal has been successfully tonsured! 🙏🏻
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 7 months
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Please tonsure Kendall Roy🙏🏻
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Saint Matthew teaches us that it would be easier for a camel to go through the needle of an eye than for a rich man to enter the King of Heaven. Thankfully the Lord has chosen fit to awaken Brother Kendall to his sins, and we at the monastery are pleased to say that Brother Kendall from HBO Succession has been successfully tonsured 🙏🏻
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 7 months
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monks must have had crazy drama. all horny and bald and unwashed all together. pretty little friars
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 8 months
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monku hatsune
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 10 months
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Benedictine monk owners will be like “this is the lord abbot berchtold of munich and he has the finger bones of saint ignatius in his sacristy” while franciscian owners will be “hes brother henry and his tonsure is brown :)”
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 10 months
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People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.
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Please come back and tonsure once again
Forgive me my child, important reconstruction work in the West Wing of the Abbey has unfortunately taken up much of my attention in these past months, with very little time to spare to tonsure initiates. With the reconstructions complete, I can now dedicate my time to tonsuring footballers anew. 👏
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Please Tonsure Heung-Min Son
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Brother Heung Min Son from Tottenham Hotspur and Korean football has successfully been tonsured. 🙌
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Brother Gregory
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can you please tonsure rúben dias? <3
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Brother Rúben Dias from Manchester City and Portuguese Football has been tonsured. 👏
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Brother Gregory
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 3 years
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Pls tonsure Ed Sheeran
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Ed Sheeran from Popular Music got tonsured!
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Brother Gregory
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 3 years
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Can you do jimin from bts 🥺
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Jimin from BTS got tonsured!
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 3 years
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Sam Winchester from Supernatural got tonsured!
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i-tonsure-your-fave · 3 years
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Jack Grealish from English Football got tonsured!
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