i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“Well I mean Thor, no… his brother though…” she shrugs and walks ahead before he can see her smirk. Completely lying as she’s never met either.

Her phone vibrates once they get to the sidewalk.

“Oh good Jean sent a car.” Jess says.

“So what kinda chips are you thinking?”

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Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“Okay first of all that’s cheating. Secondly. Why do I find that really hot?” She asks before pressing the stop button so they can go grab some party snacks.

“Come on Indie. Let’s go.”

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Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“Hey I’m a functional alchoholic.” She replies in mock offence.

“I bet I could drink you under the table… probably due to the low level healing factor. But still…”

“Also how does one forcibly sober someone up?”

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Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“Trish yeah. Her moms a bitch though. Used to abuse her. Once I walked in on her forcibly shoving her finger down her daughters throat. Trying to get her to throw up. She had eaten two slices of pizza that day.” Jess frowns.

“Her mom only adopted me because it made her look good. She told me multiple times I meant nothing because I didn’t have a family. I threw the bitch into a wall. But she never laid a hand on Trish again.” She shrugs.

“Should we pregame this party? I’m not sure I can handle kids sober.”

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Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

Jess sighs. “I’m such an asshole. Look- I mean it wasn’t your fault. You were a baby. And I bet your mom would have wanted you to live instead of her anyways. You know because I doubt any woman who birthed literal sunshine could be a bitch.”

She goes quiet for a moment.

“I was fourteen when I killed my entire family and almost died myself.”

She reaches for Eddie’s hand.

“That’s when Trish’s mom took me in. After I woke up in the hospital.”

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“Before you and Venom were together how many people did you kill Eddie?” Jess asks quietly.

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“You don’t know everything I’ve done Eddie.” She replies as the buss pulls up.

She goes to the door before him and pats for both of them. Taking a seat on the inside of one of the booths.

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

Jess cocks her head to the side. “Yeah. It did. And I’m not a superhero.”

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“The what? Eddie, You’re talking geek again.” Jessica replies as they exit and make their way to the bus stop.

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“I’ve been there a few times… not really my scene.” She replies as they get in the elevator.

“Good people though. Jean Grey. She’s a telepath. Helped me get my head sorted out after Killgrave.”

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Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

She smiles a bit and takes his hand.

“Come on we’ll miss the bus.”

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

She sighs and pulls a ribbon out of her boot. It has her house key on it.

“Happy?” She sasses.

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

Jess goes to kiss Venoms cheek but ends up kissing some teeth. Which is pretty on par for any smooches with venom.

“Okay…Come on boys. We don’t want to show up too late.” She says grabbing her keys as she heads to the door.

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

“Good idea.” She replies, shoving her phone into her pants pocket.

“Maybe some pop?” She adds. As she pulls him into a quick kiss.

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

Jess snorts.

“Venom. Remind me later to teach you about tact… wow you know you need help when I’m the one telling you that.”

She stands up.

“So I thought we’d pick up some bags of chips in the way there. I have… no idea what to bring other than beer and I was told we can’t do that because it’s a school.”

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

@eyeslungspancreassomanysnacks

Venom drags Eddie out before he's even fully got his costume on, excited to do whatever Halloween tradition they were doing.

"Hey, Jess... I'm a Jones now too," Eddie grins, putting on the accessories for his Indiana Jones costume

Jess is sitting on the couch with her phone and looks up as he enters the room.

“Do I get a say in this? I haven’t even proposed yet!” She teases.

[i-use-sarcasm-to-distance-people]

Some time later they stand on a sidewalk outside a door.

Jessica double checks her phone then kicks the door in. Startling a girl and a guy who are sitting in the living room.

“It was unlocked.” Jess says.

“What the hell?” The guy exclaims.

“Where’s Hope’s stuff?”

“She told me to sell it on Craigslist… made a whole eighty dollars. Thanks Hope…” mei retorts.

“There’s a box of her leftover junk in my closet…” the guy pipes up.

“Go get it.” Mei orders.

The guy scurries out of the room.

“She’s not missing you know. Just holed up with some guy.” Mei tells Jessica.

“Some guy?” She queries.

“She wouldn’t tell me who he was just that ‘he’s amazing!’ As if I’d steal him or something. Look, she met a guy, case closed.”

The guy brings the box of junk to Jessica. She takes it and glares at Mei before leaving.

“Dead end. We’ll have to find something else to follow up on.” Jess sighs.

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Jessica had her head on a swivel she was pretty sure she was being followed.

“You know if you’re going to rob someone. I’m a bad choice asshole. I’m stronger than I look…” she shouts stopping suddenly in the alley.

“And I may be drunk. But that’s actually a point in my favour. Because that means I have even less of my already small self control.”