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For example, Victor Fries got ice powers and became Mr. Freeze.

What others can you think of? Put them in the tags!

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oh your 'package' is 'cumming' in the 'male' huh? 🤨

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my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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another instance of "did people even read the comics" I keep encountering is the fandom claiming David Cain didn't love Cass. In literally every appearance he's in during Batgirl he's a suicidal alcoholic shell of his former self because the girl he describes as his entire LIFE abandoned him and doesn't wanna see him again. did u guys know bad people can be written with nuance and love their kids even if they were shitty parents. I honestly pray somebody hits comic fans with a cartoonish media literacy ray every day😭

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#hunger hurts and i want him so bad oh my god

Bruce Campbell "Waxwork II: Lost in Time" (1992)

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no doodle requests this time i’ve been busy🤍

angsty-ish stuff bc ilove batgirls wish i had the experience of reading it the first time again.

stephanie and cassandra…🖤💜

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i was gonna make a comment about crime scene contamination and cass' cape but then i remembered she does NOT care

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The 'why doesn't Batman kill the joker for Jason' situation makes exponentially more sense when you factor in Cassandra Cain. She is both more militant about the no kill rule and is loyal to the symbol of the Bat more than Bruce himself.

So yeah, if Bruce killed the joker he wouldn't be Batman for long. Cass would simply not let him. She would forcibly retire him and rip the bat symbol of his suit and next thing he knows Cass would be changing all the Batcave locks. Bruce would not accepted as Batman by her again until he apologises for violating his own code and swears off killing once again. She probably would be overruled by others but it would be undoubtedly be (yet another) massive conflict in the bat family.

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Cass

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ash williams moodboard

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Suppose when Cass can see a whole world inside every person it makes sense that the loss of a single life feels to her like the end of the world.

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You guys ever think about Cass making a goodbye message for Barbara before leaving for a death match she’s prepared to lose on principle if all else fails? You ever think about how those two love one another so much but can’t understand each other the way they wish they could? You ever think about Babs trying to raise a teenage girl who was brought up by an assassin, qualifies as one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet, and throws herself in harms way like she doesn’t care if she lives or dies?? You ever think about Babs trying to give her a life beyond just crime fighting?? You ever think about how Cass didn’t want that for the longest time?? You ever think about Batgirl as a mantle and all the weight it carries?? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT CASS SAYING THANK YOU AND THAT ORACLE WAS LIKE A MOTHER, BEFORE LEAVING TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF SHIVA??? Me neither me neither me neither.