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ichthyologists in 1938:

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you interrupt my hildegard von bingen canticle of ecstasy with youtube ad? well i set this entire world on fire

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I am bisexual, bipedal and bi myself

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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4. skill issue

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there is nothing quite like being interrupted while absolutely immersed in whatever you're writing. i think this must be how fish feel when they're snatched out of the water by a bird of prey

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

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They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

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some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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going to spend some quiet time in the kiln