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Lady Shar loves you.

She must.

(Full ver.) (nsfw)

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Gen X: [raises hand] Can... can we also maybe not get worked to death?

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come on man

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​dykes of the world we must objectify each other it’s literally all we have left

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I just finished my Atla rewatch and I wrote down everytime Zuko smiles

He smiles a total of fifty-two times, smirks eight times and laughs twice

2% of his smiles are in S1

23% in S2

75% in S3

He smiles the most in S3 E5 "The Beach"

His 3 main reasons for smiling are

#3 Joking/Laughing with the Gaang: 7 Smiles

#2 Speaking to or about Mai: 12 Smiles (and his two biggest ones)

#1 Speaking to or about Uncle Iroh: 16 smiles

EDIT: I SHOULD CLARIFY I DID NOT COUNT ANY FLASHBACKS BECAUSE ZUKO IS SO FAR REMOVED FROM HIS SOMEWHAT HAPPY CHILDHOOD

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This is Maggie's worm collection

She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house

At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.

Night night worms!

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken