i3un
i3un
sleepy...
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leaving paw prints on ur heart~!
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i3un · 20 days ago
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★ group grocery run
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i3un · 22 days ago
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Sometimes i feel like i'm doing something wrong in my life-
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i3un · 22 days ago
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reader who brings simon everywhere for his military discount
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Hates it. Threatens to stop coming out with you every time you excitedly ask if they have a discount and point to him, ushering him to take out his ID. Every time the cashier gives either and awkward “thank you for you service” or a way too overly excited one. You gush about how much cheaper going out has been and he’s grumbling. Might just have to marry you so you get your own military ID and you won’t need him to show his
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i3un · 22 days ago
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ancient mw art from the crypts
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i3un · 22 days ago
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showing rookie the ropes⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ callahan ( detective oc ) & alastair ( police oc ) x criminal ftm reader
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NSFW ⓘ⠀coninuation of this , threesome , degradation ( from callahan ) , use of cunt & pussy
Being caged in Callahan's house wasn't all bad.
Who knew the detective would so lovingly take care of you like a stray cat that's too adorable to walk by? Before you're even awake and on your feet, you can hear Callahan busy in the kitchen, making breakfast for the both of you.
He serves you food with a ceramic plate and silverware for each meal despite spending months on end trying to find and arrest you. Yet you're here, under his watch, his care, because you—apparently—are the key to his ongoing case. Whether that was true or false, not even Callahan knew the answer.
The faint chirping of birds reminded you of how early Callahan routinely woke up at. The soft flickers of sunlight streaked across Callahan's floors; the white specks of dust floating in the air had entertained your eyes like a morning warm-up.
“I have a day off,” Callahan grumbled as if he had to force those words out, “Do whatever you want today.” He skewered the fried egg onto his fork and brought it to his mouth, chewing quietly as an awkward blanket of silence draped over the both of you.
He watches your head shake up and down sleepily, like you're about to nod off back to sleep.
“If you're that fucking tired just go to sleep.” He stood up abruptly from his chair, the wooden legs screeching along the floorboards. He circles the table to reach you, hooking his hands under your thighs to hoist you up over his shoulder. “You can heat it up later when you're not about to fall on the damn plate.”
He hears your retaliations, just chooses not care. Callahan's struggling with the way you're wriggling in his grasp, hitting his chest, caging his waist with your legs to try and wrestle him off, and whining about how you're awake enough to eat.
“God damn it, just stay still alright—” He pauses when he sees you pant underneath him, cheeks flushed, and hands up in surrender. Now, if that doesn't get him all worked up.
He stares for a heartbeat too long before he pushes himself off of you, shifting his gaze to anything else but your face. Callahan reachs for one of his pillows, chucking it over your face as he grabs your legs and pulls them up.
“Don't give me those eyes, I know what you want,” He grunts as he watches you move the pillow off your face just for him to push it back down, “We'll make it quick.”
His fingers loop under his belt buckle, undoing the hold clasp enough that he could unzip his pants. He let your legs rest against his left shoulder as he turned his attention to your clothing, slipping your pyjama pants off and all the way to your slide off your ankles.
Callahan pulls his own boxers down enough so his dick could spring out, sighing at the shameless sight of his own erection. He never understood how you could get under his skin this much.
Binding your legs with a hand squeezing your calves together, he pushes them up a little bit more until they're a 90 degree angle to your body.
“You get wet so quick,” He chastises you as if that's a bad thing. As if he isn't eagerly sliding the underside of his cock along your slit, scoffing at the way your legs jump from the contact. “Keep still, don't kick me,” he groans, breaching your cunt with his tip before shoving the rest of himself inside you.
He comes to cage your thighs with the curl of his arm as his chest presses flush against the underside of your legs. From this angle he can look down at how your fingers dig into the pillow, holding it to your face just to ground yourself. A little part of him wants to murmur praise, but he pushes that down when he remembers the whole reason why you're here.
You were a criminal.
That thought alone triggered the muscles in Callahan's hand to clench around the soft skin of your leg, imprinting the pads of his finger into you. He bottomed out, leaning forward so he could thrust even deeper past the warm clutch of your body.
“Fuck.” Callahan curses beneath his breath as the vulgar sound of wet flesh slapping against flesh rung through his ears like a high frequency. Your small whines and whimpers were drowned out by the fluff of the pillow while he continues to pound into you as if it were punishment for seemingly nothing.
He let out a louder groan, head tilting off to the side as he loses himself in you, relishing in how your pussy clenched around him like a warm embrace. He mumbled about being close paired with a few degrading words that you could barely hear behind the pillow.
Callahan's hips still as he grips your legs just a tad tighter, stuffing you full of his cum. He keeps himself plugged in your cunt, taking a breather to come down from the high. Through post-orgasm bliss leaving the both of you dazed and satisfied, neither you or Callahan could hear the gentle click of the door opening.
“Sir? Are you alright? i hear grunting—”
That almost whimpish voice—which you didn't recognise—was enough for you to peek over the pillow to see a man with tacky platinum hair and black rimmed glasses standing in the doorway. He seemed to be dressed in a police uniform of sorts, too crisp to be anyone of high authority.
Though you can feel the gradual stiffening of Callahan's dick still nestled inside of you, which undoubtedly pulls a cocky remark from your mouth, “You're into that?” You manage to speak your mind before Callahan is pressing the pillow against your face once more.
“Oh. Woah— Uh, I mean... I didn't mean to intrude I just—” The officer's stammering pulled a long sigh from Callahan and a pinch to his nose bridge.
“If you keep pressing the pillow to his face you're going to suffocate him...” He shifts awkwardly on the spot, eyes darting everywhere but where you and Callahan are connected.
You—dramatically—gasp for air once Callahan removes the pillow from your face, turning your head to look at the man standing in the doorway.
“If you care about this criminal so much why don't you look after him?” Callahan scoffs as he scrutinises Alastair, observing the way the platinum haired officer shuffled around on the spot like a restless dog. Though Callahan may find it highly irritating, the way Alastair is so carefully averting his gaze from your half naked form is somewhat endearing.
“What are you still staring at? You want a turn?” Callahan pulls out of you, suppressing a groan as he sees white leak out of your hole the second he's not stuffed inside you. He haphazardly wipes himself with a tissue before stuffing his still stiff dick into his pants.
“Seems like you're a fucking virgin at your age,” Callahan doesn't even bother to clean you up before he's shifting his spot on the bed to sit behind you. He grabs your waist as he handles you in a position where your back is against his chest. Its oddly domestic, too affectionate for you to relax against him.
“But would your— companion, want... that?” He circles the bed to stand at the end of your feet, covering his eyes so he's not staring at your crotch.
“If he didn't he'd be scrambling out of my grip.” Callahan's hand curls around your side, digging into the skin beneath your ribcage.
“Do something,” Callahan growls. He can feel you tense awkwardly under Alastair's quiet gaze, and he hates that. “Or do I have to teach you?”
Alastair lowers his hand from his eyes, pupils dilating enough to cover the color of his iris. He gawks for a bit—can't pull his eyes away from the erotic sight of his superiors cum dripping out from your slick cunt. It's vile, unprofessional, and yet Alastair can't help but stare.
Callahan drawls out a sigh, fingers descending your body as he roughly plunges them inside your pussy. The curl of his fingers makes you writhe, mostly out of the abruptness of it. He scoops out his own seed, the sticky substance coats his fingers like honey, and he brings it to your mouth. He prods at your lips with the tips of his hand, half smearing the white along your mouth before you part them enough to take it.
Alastair stares, frozen like a deer and growing an inexplicable boner from the sight. The way you let Callahan to do that, and even swirl your warm tongue over his knuckles, evokes a strange warmth in his gut.
“Lean your head down,” Callahan is already barking out commands before Alastair can snap out of his lewd fantasies. He follows accordingly, its an order after all. Alastair lowers his face until its just shy of your body. He can feel the gentle heat radiating off of you.
“Don't get all too excited, rookie, make him feel good before you stick your tongue in,” it's like scolding a disobedient dog with the way Alastair pulls back into his shoulders as if to hide away from his harsh tone.
He places one hand on your inner thigh, immediately retracting it when he feels the muscle twitch under his touch. Alastair's mouth slowly opens and his tongue darts out to sample a taste. You can feel Callahan's fingers tighten around your body absent-mindedly as he practically seethes at how wimpish Alastair is.
“I'm about to die of old age before I can hear him moan,” Callahan grunts, finally caving in as he snakes his hand to your front, roughly pressing on your clit with his index finger. The sudden pressure to your nerves gets a whine bubbling in your throat.
There's something so alluring to how your eyes flutter shut, lips parted and the prettiest noises spill from your mouth just from one touch. Alastair's only seen your face from blurred security footage or low quality images, but never this close and this expressive.
There's a small fluttering in his stomach before he moves without second thought.
Alastair's tongue meets your folds, delving in-between the crevices like he's licking syrup off of his morning toast. His tongue delves out to brush against your opening like licking along your bottom lip when kissing. The stark contrast between the two confuses your body. Callahan is so ruthlessly circling your bundle of nerves with just one finger, yet Alastair is so gently exploring every dip and crevice of your cunt.
“You're enjoying this aren't you?” A deep rumble comes from behind you as Callahan's free hand curls around the column of your throat. “Being tongue-fucked by some cop? What kind of thief are you?”
Though, Callahan doesn't squeeze, nor apply any pressure. He just holds, feeling your pulse quicken as Alastair's tongue delves past your hole and into your wet channel.
“I bet you he's no better than a machine,” he growls “You know I'd do better, but I wouldn't want to put my mouth anywhere near this dirty pussy.”
Callahan lifts his hand up just to bring it back down with a sharp slap to your clit, musing at the way Alastair flinches upon having Callahan’s hand come down so quickly right in front of his face.
You’d feel bad—
If he wasn’t currently sucking you off like his life depended on it.
Alastair is pathetically hard by now; his pants are straining so much he swears he can hear the rip of thread from it. He drags his tongue along the warm walls of your cunt, savoring the way you clench and groan from the sensation—he’s so shamefully picturing how his superior would break through the clench of your pussy, drive himself deeper until he hits your cervix, and how you’d let all those sweet, deliberately loud noises to provoke him further.
You see Callahan’s free hand—the one that wasn’t cradling the curve of your throat—move down to Alastair’s hair, and for a moment, you believe he’s going to thread his fingers between those platinum strands and brush the hair out of his face.
He didn’t.
It wouldn’t be Callahan if he did.
His fingers curled into Alastair’s scalp, grabbing a fistful of hair like pulling roots from the soil. With a sharp tug, Callahan pries Alastair off of you, holding his head up like he’d just dunked the man in a bucket of water. Alastair doesn’t fight it—in fact, he lifts his head to meet eyes with you, dazed like he’d taken his first sip of alcohol when he was eighteen.
Callahan merely scoffs at the sight as he moves his hand from your throat, down your stomach, and to your reddened sex. He doesn’t care for foreplay, especially from how close you were to the end. It slid in a little too easy, his fingers entering with a sickening squelch. Knuckle-deep, Callahan curls just enough to bump your g-spot.
“Ah– fuck.” You jolt, jerking against the weight of Callahan’s arm draped over your body. He alternates between curling his fingers and thrusting his fingers shallowly before he widens the thrusts, fingering you with a new found energy.
He sees Alastair, all round eyes, dumber than a deer in headlights.
And he can’t help but get a little irked at that.
“Open.” Callahan curls his fist tighter in Alastair’s hair, shaking him a little to get him out of that daze. When Alastair finally comes to his senses he rolls his mouth open, tongue slicked with saliva like he was fucking salivating.
The back and forth movement of Callahan’s hand gets more intense, drawing out your orgasm with each press against your walls, punishing your sweet spot. Your incessant squirming and whining grates on Callahan’s nerves; you’re enjoying yourself a little too much. He slams his palm down harder with each thrust in, deliberately hitting your clit with a force that bordered pain. “Just cum already, I’m done dealing with you.” He growls lowly in your ear, yanking Alastair closer to your body as he hooks his fingers inside of you, harshly pressing against that one spot. Your restrain slips, and the next thing you know, Callahan is angling Alastair’s head to catch your orgasm in his mouth. Alastair’s left eye flickers shut, feeling the warmth of your cum splatter across his face as he eagerly swallows what he’s given.
Callahan’s grip loosens, falling away from Alastair’s hair before he chucks a blanket over your body, wrapping you up in the fabric like he was shielding you from Alastair’s wandering eyes.
“Go get yourself fixed up. We’ll talk when you’re done.”
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i3un · 22 days ago
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I'm going to frame this in my house
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i3un · 25 days ago
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tower fics are so back baby
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i3un · 25 days ago
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"all bark and no bite" WRONG!!! bite them too
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i3un · 25 days ago
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in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that
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i3un · 1 month ago
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i3un · 1 month ago
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Gojo + male reader + God kink *chef kisses*
you got it, sweetheart<3
CHURCH.
tags: gojo x male reader, can be read as cis or ftm
WARNING: asphyxiation, god kink, degradation, dirty talk, brief impact play, thigh fucking, edging (kinda). reader’s genitals are open ended, but gojo calls it a pussy one (1) time, breeding kink. NO AFTERCARE WRITTEN (but he still gives it, of course).
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“There you go, sweetheart. Take it so well,” Satoru grunts, cupping your head by the back of your neck and pressing his cock further down your throat. It’s a tight fit, wet and slippery and so good. You take him so well, drool on your chin and let it run down your neck until you’re a mess. The sight spurs him on, encourages the man to press the white of his pubes against your nose until his cock is buried deep inside your throat. You can feel it twitch, there’s a bulge every time he slides back in. “Always so perfect… only the best for your God, ain’t that right?”
Gojo doesn’t give you time to answer, instead squeezing his gorgeous eyes shut in ecstasy. You can feel warmth spread through your throat, dripping down like sticky honey, and- oh, you can’t breathe. His hand has travelled from the back of your head to your neck, pressing against the prominent bulge of his large cock splitting you apart. You whine, holding onto his wrist and struggling to breathe through your nose because you’re just so full. The wielder of The Six Eyes chuckles, sweet and melodic, though his grin is dark. The idea of playing with your life. That’s what turned him on. You didn’t have to play God when you were one.
When your eyes roll back he deems that as enough, sliding out of your throat and watching you swallow down his cum. You were such a good boy. Keeping him warm even when you couldn’t breathe. His thumb, long and manicured, caresses your cheek as he sucks on his teeth. You lean into his touch so desperately, willing to take anything he gives you. His grin softens, dimples pulling at his cheeks as he pats your own.
“What am I gonna do with you?” He tuts, lifting his blindfold just for a moment. His eyes are so compelling, so easy to fall into. You could stare into his eyes for days, years, even. He hums in thought, cutting his pensive facade short when he decides to lay you on your back. “I could fuck you in my Domain. But I don’t think you could handle it. You are a bit weak, after all.”
It’s obvious he’s seeking his own release, pulling off your clothes and pressing your thighs together with parted lips. You can hear him whisper a quiet “fuck,” under his breath. He watches you leak, swiping his pink tongue over his even pinker lips. Slowly, he slides his cock between your thighs, messily spreading precum across your stomach. You look best to him like this, rutting into the air and grasping at something, anything. He wants you to beg. He wants you to sob and wipe tears from your eyes as you beg for his cock, you beg your God for his cock. He wants you to tell him you belong to him, he wants you to take everything he gives.
His pace is brutal, the grip he has on your waist and thigh is sure to leave a terrible bruise. If only he were inside of you, sliding in and out, catching the head of his cock on your entrance, pumping you full and hanging strings of white across your face. If only. His whines make your stomach drop, tears forming in your eyes because there isn’t enough friction, there isn’t enough of him. You claw at his biceps, squeezing weakly as you wail, “Please, please, please..I’ll do anything..Want your cock...oh, God..”
His dick twitches, immediately spurring load after load across your torso and all over your chin. You can hear Satoru curse, his large hand reaching up to pull you into a sloppy kiss while you whine and rut into nothing. There’s something hot in his stomach, something coursing through his veins that tells him to fuck you again and again. Give you what you need, do his part in playing God. “Gonna take good care of you. That’s it, honey. Gonna spread out that pretty little hole, give it what it wants. Say thank you, mochi. Say thank you to your God.”
His fingers slide inside you with ease, having just fucked you within an inch of your life a few hours ago. Gojo just likes the sound it makes, a wet squelch as his lubed fingers curl into the spot that makes your toes curl. He’s good with his hands, even more so talented with his fingers because he’ll have you babbling within minutes. He sucks in air through his teeth, moaning to himself when you fuck yourself against his fingers. They weren’t thick, no, but they were long. Long and experienced. “Your pretty pussy is just aching for it.”
“Nobody fucks you like I do, isn’t that right? Gonna be a good slut and take it for me? Gonna take everything your God gives you?” He replaces his fingers with the head of his cock, slamming his balls against your entrance not even a minute before you can adjust. You’re so sensitive, sobbing into your palm as his cock drags in and out of you. It’s so good, so good. Satoru keeps your legs spread, pounding into you with an airy chuckle. He grabs your chin with his fingers, sliding lube against your cheek as he forces you to stare down at him ruining you. Teary eyed and open mouthed, he coos down at you. “So cute, pretty boy. Sure you can take it all? It’s pretty big, isn’t it?”
Gojo makes you nod, his laugh shifting into a loud groan when you manage to wrap your legs around his waist. It’s an invitation, you’re keeping him inside of you so he’ll pump you full, knock you up. He grins, rolling your hips into his until his punishing pace as it becomes choppy and uncoordinated. His final thrust has you both cumming, your hole fluttering around his cock as your back arches against his hands.
“Thank you, thank you. God, fuck, thank you.” Your tongue is heavy in your mouth, and Satoru can just barely make out what you’re trying to say. He hums, shifting his weight as he keeps his twitching cock warm inside of you.
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i3un · 1 month ago
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simon didn't even say anything when you asked, he just complied.
"shh– 's okay, baby," he sushes your cries, hand brushing your cheek but his eyes are glued to where you two are connected. "i'm– shit— i'm halfway in already."
"halfway?!" you whine, and both of you giggle at the notion. well, nobody told you to ask your best friend to fuck you with his huge dick. "hate you, simon," you gasp, all bark and no bite.
he kisses your pouty lips, moaning at the way the movement makes him slip a bit deeper in you. "hm, tha' so, luv?"
no, you don't. he knows it and you know it, it only gets more obvious when he's bottoming out with a thumb on your clit and you're coming around him. he can only coo at you, "fuckin' hell– hate me, ya said?" slowly fucking into you. "don't think–" he's cut off but his own moan, you're still clenching around him as you come down from your orgasm. "don't think so, baby."
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i3un · 1 month ago
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Oh dear sleeping Prince, continue giving even if the world keeps taking. Bury any doubts and let it grow into faith. Rise not in rage, but in resolve and truth. When you wake dear Prince, show them no mercy. -o7
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i3un · 1 month ago
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Normal conversations to have on the plane
I'm also doing more cod art on Patreon!
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i3un · 1 month ago
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gaz: dressed up all nice, taken in the bathroom of some fancy hotel during a function
price: boomer sunglasses selfie inside a car
soap: gymbro selfie inspired by neil's gym selfies
ghost: accidentally flashbanged by his phone, trying to insert the charging cable after getting piss drunk
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i3un · 1 month ago
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if i had a nickle for every alien x human pairing that explores unexplainable loneliness and a connection and oneness between the two i’d have two. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
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i3un · 1 month ago
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Simon with bit of belly fat, gone were the days of his hard abs and tight skin stretched around,,you got a new cooking book so ofcourse you gotta feed your old man hot and nice, and ofcourse he eats the last crumb of everything you make, and ofcourse his soft roundness makes you crazy in head,, because now riding over his thick cock you could dig your nails in his plumpy skin... it's so hard to roll your hip around and he's thrusting you onto him, your inner thighs cushioned perfectly on his belly —
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